Who are all Gary's sexual partners

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Who are all Gary's sexual partners

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Does anyone have a ready list of everyone who had actual sexual relations with Gary? (excluding "only getting a Swirlie from him", if possible).

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That's a relatively short list. "Everyone who's had some kind of genital contact with Gary" would be more amusing and require more subjective judgement.
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DiDi, Yuki, Peggy, Sonya, and Kylie... I believe is the full list.

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Senna, too.
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Ah yes, although Gary himself doesn't remember.

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And it would seem that Laura's doppleganger Maura has reached the limits of her intelligence. Not bad she's still better than her Eerie Cuties counterpart.

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Wait, did he not nail Amber yet?
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He never managed penetrative sex with her. I mean, he's been in intimate contact with her genitalia on more than one occasion, and has given her the best orgasms of her life, but they were rudely interrupted before they actually had Clintonian sexual relations.
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Well, since the collected physical volumes seem to have vital information that never makes it into comic, we may never know for sure unless a multi-kickstarter backer has a definitive list.

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"Vital" is a bit strong. This is a four-panel gag comic, not a military intelligence report.

But anyway, Giz and Dave play fair in that respect. The bonus strips are mostly explicitly non-canon, and where they do contain substantial canon plot events, those tend to be made clear in the online strip sooner rather than later. They've certainly not shown Gary having sex with anyone who hasn't been mentioned in the main comic. The nearest thing would be him getting a blowjob from Matt, and I understand that for purposes of this thread, Oral Doesn't Count.
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DaremoTen wrote:DiDi, Yuki, Peggy, Sonya, and Kylie... I believe is the full list.
You wouldn't happen to have rough (or precise ;) strip #s when that happened, wold you?

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DiDi

Yuki

Peggy

Senna

Sonya

Kiley (not Kylie, dang it.)

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It sure is a good thing STDs and accidental pregnancies don't exist in the comedy world of Menage a 3.

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Well, I can point out that real-world barrier contraception is pretty reliable if used correctly, and we've been repeatedly assured that all of these characters are sane and careful. I'd accept that with most dramas. On the other hand, "sane" and "careful" aren't words I'd usually associate with these characters. Also, one does rather imagine their wallets and purses bulging with rubber goods.

(Hmm. Over in SDB, if it ever does come back - if Andy wasn't thinking about sex, but Ruby decides to go for it anyway, are they going to have to perform a late-night shopping run? No, silly question, Ruby will have laid in supplies; she's Ruby. The comic missed an opportunity for comedy with her on the relevant shopping trip, though.)
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DaremoTen wrote:Peggy
This being an excellent example of the main comic shortly "canonizing" an event which is shown in a bonus strip in much more detail.
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