08-04-17 Fair is fair
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- SailorDh
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Yup he's hopeless. Cue "wing girl" selfishly busting in and kicking Gary in the nuts for the cockblock.
- worldshaking00
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Paging Dr. Zii.
Um, yeah, that was hot of Didi. It's just that Gary doesn't have much in the way of "sexual instincts". Sexual teaching & experiences, sure, he's gotten them. I don't think he'd be mechanically doing things he knows works, on Didi. But Gary needs to be thinking of protection: both for his nethers if they have intercourse and his neck & skull if he gets to perform the SGR on her. The devil's in the details.
Um, yeah, that was hot of Didi. It's just that Gary doesn't have much in the way of "sexual instincts". Sexual teaching & experiences, sure, he's gotten them. I don't think he'd be mechanically doing things he knows works, on Didi. But Gary needs to be thinking of protection: both for his nethers if they have intercourse and his neck & skull if he gets to perform the SGR on her. The devil's in the details.
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Chivalry isn't dead, it just followed wherever being lady-like went.
- Azrael
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Stick figure Gary.
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- FlashD81
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Gary is hopeless but that is damn hot of Didi.
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- lordoffiling
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Holy crap! Are we actually doing this?!
I'm wracking my brain but I can't think of anything that could plausibly get in the way at this point!
I'm wracking my brain but I can't think of anything that could plausibly get in the way at this point!
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- Orangedragan
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
I'm Irish, and I just wanted my sig to have this shamrock smiley in it.
- Milnoc
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Oh, man! There's a very good chance all of this will blow up in Didi's face!
Literally and prematurely! ;)
Literally and prematurely! ;)
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
H-uh.
Does DiDi draw XKCD in free time?
Does DiDi draw XKCD in free time?
- Tython
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
To be fair I think Gary is actually aware of what is going on and is doing his best to avoid this since it came out of nowhere.
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
What I find hilarious is that Didi did take the half minute or so to actually try to draw him before remembering what she came for!
And that some time has passed also suggests Zii did decide to just go to bed rather than interrupt. Either that or she is still standing where we last saw her in shock.
And that some time has passed also suggests Zii did decide to just go to bed rather than interrupt. Either that or she is still standing where we last saw her in shock.
- cheshire86
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
If the apartment walls are as thin as they used to be, Zii's probably heard every word of that exchange.
There probably isn't enough beer in Canada to drown those sorrows. ;)
There probably isn't enough beer in Canada to drown those sorrows. ;)
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
I see where this is going. DiDi wants the swirly, but she doesn't KNOW she wants the swirly, and she's going to get the one-pump-chump instead.
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Re: 08-04-17 Fair is fair
Damn, Pepe, settle down and try a little romance first. ;)