I really, really hope that the "Karma Houdini" bollocks is dead, dead, bereft of life, resting in peace and pining for the fjords at this point. It only ever meant "Wah, this character behaved like a naughty person and didn't immediately get crushed by an anvil, and now my sense of moral self-righteousness is all confused", and I'd hope that even the meanest intellects have noticed by now that there are no low-flying anvils in the Ma3 universe.Maechris wrote:I doubt anyone could ever call Zii anything resembling a 'Karma Houdini' if she indeed dropped Gary to try to seduce Didi only to have Didi try to be intimate with Gary in favor of taking her up on the offer, but I have doubts this is what's going to happen.
25-03-17 Heal their pain
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Re: 25-03-17 Heal their pain
So who will move in once Gary's decapitated?
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I am laughing so hard right now at Zii blocking herself like this.
If Gary actually gets Didi action before Zii could... maaaan. XD
If Gary actually gets Didi action before Zii could... maaaan. XD
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This is what happens when you don't shut the fuck up during a seduction attempt.
This is getting out of hand.
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And here ladies, gentlemen and assorted other, the depiction of an individual who, having hoisted themselves by their own petard just won't stop pulling. An obscure French Canadian artist from the ancient year 2017. The auction house will be opening bidding for this fine painting at 3000 neo-Francs.
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I think Zii has been suffering a compulsion to mention the swirly whenever her sexual skills are questioned ever since she heard it shouted that Gary was better than her at pleasuring people.Dorgengoa wrote:This is what happens when you don't shut the fuck up during a seduction attempt.
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I said this once before: If Gary gives Didi his patented Swirly, she'll break his neck with her Amazon legs...
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I posit a different possibility.
The Swirly-Go-Round does nothing for Didi. Zii can do nothing for Didi. Didi realizes that only her only hope is to find true l'amour.
Which begins her story arc for the next couple of years.
The Swirly-Go-Round does nothing for Didi. Zii can do nothing for Didi. Didi realizes that only her only hope is to find true l'amour.
Which begins her story arc for the next couple of years.
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I think just about anything/anyone could get Didi's rocks off, provided they get her relaxed and give good romantic pillow talk. Zii has the skills for that, but she's not in her right mind right now. Gary, while learning, is still novice at best in the romance department. The Didi effect tends to have her lovers get right to business having sex with Didi.
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Awww...poor Zii. Having to resort to calling it imaginary
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many open roads are possible
we could have poor Gary having her tongue sore yet again as he has to keep swirling 3 gals, while zii listens all 3 getting it, and she mad that Gary is so great at the SGRtm
we could have poor Gary having her tongue sore yet again as he has to keep swirling 3 gals, while zii listens all 3 getting it, and she mad that Gary is so great at the SGRtm
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Mmm. Sounds about right. Kiley's real secret may have been that, being totally straight, she wasn't distracted by desire for DiDi, and so she could actually pay attention to doing the sex right.worldshaking00 wrote:I think just about anything/anyone could get Didi's rocks off, provided they get her relaxed and give good romantic pillow talk. Zii has the skills for that, but she's not in her right mind right now. Gary, while learning, is still novice at best in the romance department. The Didi effect tends to have her lovers get right to business having sex with Didi.
Incidentally, people here have been saying that Zii is being a horrible person, because, well, she is, but we're now seeing DiDi being not very much better. Two minutes ago she was tragically mourning her love for Kiley, and yet now she's back to chasing orgasms - and defining "a friend" as "someone I can use to get my rocks off".
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And Zii goes to learn from Dillon and Amber.GKNolan wrote:I posit a different possibility.
The Swirly-Go-Round does nothing for Didi. Zii can do nothing for Didi. Didi realizes that only her only hope is to find true l'amour.
Which begins her story arc for the next couple of years.
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With that cast and their tangled web of interlocking crushes and infatuations, what they need is probably a Menage a 33.Taigan wrote:While it's unlikely, I believe the title of this comic may offer a solution to Zii's dilemma.
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Oh, Zii...