24-09-16 Little elephant

[Maechris]

At the risk of sounding like an asshole, I'll say the sheer disillusion at the 'Prince-apparent' turning out to be how he was was quite funny to me, although I'm not a big fan of any of the sailor moon series.

[wiseguy]

so the "elephant was getting bigger"?


if he had tried to make it look like an elephant, but Yuki had said

"oh, looks like a little Gary"


afterwards would have said "but, now is getting even smaller" ;) as Matt gets visions of Gary and his thing goes down in size

[LegendaryKroc]

...Who was last seen dressed as Super Mario, pegging Gary in a re-enactment of a viral animated GIF...

But with Peggy, this is stress relief, so actually, it makes her quite sane, really.

By the way, did you have to quote an entire rambling post from someone who actually admits that they're drunk, sleep-deprived, and confused? I mean, what's the point of my foes-listing idiots if other people are going to give them double airtime? Editing quotations is perfectly legitimate, you know.

Well, Spidrift, I was making a joke about how Dorgengoa, in all of that rambling, seemingly refused to swear even once. And while editing quotes is indeed legitimate, the short and simple explanation is that I was too excited about the chance to link to TV Tropes to care overly much about the contents of the comment I was quoting (I did not read all of that, by the way). Although I have to say, despite sleep deprivation, drunkenness and confusion, there were no spelling or grammar errors in the entirety of that post, which is impressive.

[Spidrift]

Just edit out everything except the "frells". That'd make the point.

And there definitely ought to be a rule against quoting a post that you haven't read. Or against posting while too excited to think.

[Don Alexander]

[Frelling lots of frelling stuff]

And I had to read it all...

Anyway, this forum is R-rated, swear away...

[Opus the Poet]

D'aaww! Matt is helping! And somehow managing to get an erection in spite of imminent disaster.

[wiseguy]

yay, we can post videos of the foul mouth princesses in youtube

[JTheCreator]

Why is everyone in this comic a complete frelling idiot? "Hur hur boners have tusks, hyuk hyuk!" This isn't even the worst insanely-high leap of logic a character in this story has taken, either. I just don't get it.

Dude, if you don't like it then get the fuck out.

I doubt Matt drew tusks. Yuki has a phobia. Her mind plays tricks on her and she hallucinates a tentacle or tentacles in place of a penis. Matt tried to negate this by drawing eyes and ears to make his dick look like an elephant. Is it so much of a fucking stretch to think her phobia is so strong, her brain creates a scenario where, in this instance, the "elephant" is dangerous?

And the rest of your post? After reading through all that bullshit just so you can bitch about a free comic? Seriously, fuck off.

You may express your displeasure, but do so in a less aggressive manner. Warning issued. The DAMNed

[Spidrift]

And the rest of your post? After reading through all that bullshit just so you can bitch about a free comic? Seriously, fuck off.

Dude, the guy is a self-confessed drunk. He went onto my foes list long ago, and judging by Don's comment, I doubt that I'll get into trouble if I say he's clearly also an idiot.

Don't waste your time. Learn to use your foes list. It is Severtember, after all.

[Dorgengoa]

I guess "free" means "exempt from the rambling criticisms of a sleep-deprived drunk" now? I obviously do like the comic, since I've been reading it for the last several years. Hell, my join date was back in 2012, so I don't get why you're acting as if I just now found out about it yesterday. And my drunk, sleepy self did at least bring up a valid point in all that rambling. This comic does tend to take periodic dives in quality, from time to time, and the characters do have a habit of making strange leaps of logic, even at the best of times. I really don't understand why liking something means you have to just take all of its flaws and enjoy them unquestioningly, even when you know it's capable of being better. Again, I like Ma3. It's a pretty funny comic, but I'm going to say when I have a problem with something in it, even if I only do so when I'm clearly not of sound mind.

Edit: Also, I seem to have replaced my avatar and signature, while I was out of it.

[TheEighth]

I doubt Matt drew tusks. Yuki has a phobia. Her mind plays tricks on her and she hallucinates a tentacle or tentacles in place of a penis. Matt tried to negate this by drawing eyes and ears to make his dick look like an elephant. Is it so much of a fucking stretch to think her phobia is so strong, her brain creates a scenario where, in this instance, the "elephant" is dangerous?

I'd buy that.

After being averse to men for all her life, the one time she developed an honest attraction to a man, her mind turned him into a girl in order to her to process the feelings she was gaining in a hot dream.

When she was about to perform oral on him, her mind created a fantasy to allow her to go through with it...until the fantasy was interrupted.

Then she has fantasies involving her feelings for Sonya, including her unresolved feelings for Gary and Zii.

Heh...Yuki is one seriously messed up chick

[OrlahEhontas]

But, still relatively intelligent. Nobody in their right mind goes near a rampaging elephant without some major back-up.

Preferably in the .50cal range or larger.

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[vampire hunter D]

Actually a .44 mag or .454 is enough

[LegendaryKroc]

Just edit out everything except the "frells". That'd make the point.

And there definitely ought to be a rule against quoting a post that you haven't read. Or against posting while too excited to think.

How would one enforce those rules, I wonder...

Sorry for dredging it up, though. I feel like I derailed the thread, somehow.

[Dorgengoa]

No, that was definitely me.

Quote removed. The DAMNed