30-10-08 Sticky facial

[thaldin]

Hell of a way to demonstrate *chuckles* not bad, but definately funny =)

As for the conversation at hand... I like to offer... options to what she would like at the time =) Of course I tend to be a "talker" =)

[Omellette]

As for the conversation at hand... I like to offer... options to what she would like at the time =) Of course I tend to be a "talker" =)

True -- in the end, it's about what's fun for everyone at the time. Myself -- I'm flexible. I like it all. I just wanted to lend some support to Proto Man X, so that he -- and others like him -- don't feel so alone.

I'm altruistic that way.

:lol: :twisted: 8-)

[Skittles]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dumok]

Well speaking strictly as a prOn web comicer, I do tend to use facials but only after the male protagonist has satisfied his partner(s); I mean, It's only good manners. However I do appreciate how Zii is being written here and the fact she is taking a lot of time to explain to Gary the ins and outs of Porn and "real life" sex.
Now as to the real life application, It usually helps to talk about it before hand and apply some etiquette to the situation, And make sure you take care of business before hand. After all, Sex is about the give and take isn't it?

[zgwortz]

Really? I've found more women who would rather have a facial than have to either spit or swallow. I suppose that it's a 'taste' thing.

In my experience (direct and indirect... ;) ), I'd say maybe 80% of the women I know would rather spit or swallow than have a facial. OTOH, the few who prefer the facial, *really* seem to enjoy that...

But as you say, it may be a matter of... um... taste... :twisted:

[TheAntiElite]

UGH cum is nasty with rare exception and that goes for both girls and guys.

I'm gonna have to generally disagree with you there.

This particular straight-yet-warped individual finds that the taste of woman is the embodiment of ambrosia.

The only male taste I've experienced is my own, and I find it utterly repellent, and that's coming from someone who was a shameful nose-digger as a child.

Of course, Your Mileage May Vary - one ex was of the same mindset as me, that women taste better, while one friend whom I would so schtup given the chance (distance prevents, for now) has admitted that she's as obsessed with men's taste as I am with women's. And then there's the large number of women who have never had interest in another woman, but who have tasted themselves and admit to enjoying it, in the course of getting themselves off solo....

[ShadowRaven]

Way to go Zii. educating your roomie, teaching him the inns and outs, and unless I am mistaken, giveing him the "if you have a question, you can ask me" sort of buddy buddy-ness.

As for me, well, I have a good friend who I had a long conversation about this very topic. She admits to likeing the whole facial thing at times, ussually after giveing a BJ. I on the other hand have different attitudes towards sex, and find the very idea of doing that to someone, especially someone I like, repulsive. Of course, I like to think I would fall into the tender and considerate lover category. Gotta agree with Zii on the lack of chemistry in straight porn too. we guys are gonna get our rocks off in the end anyway, so take the time to do it right and give at least as much, if not more then we get.

[Dirty n Evil]

UGH cum is nasty with rare exception and that goes for both girls and guys.

Okay, before TheAntiElite commented on this issue, I was originally not going to say anything (despite having my two cent's worth.) But, since it's brought up...

I've actually never tasted a guy's cum (not even my own), and only that of two girls - and they were such very, very different experience. The first girl was a girl that was simply using me as "rebound guy". I wanted a serious relationship, she just wanted to use me for sex because she'd just gotten out of a 4 year long relationship. She tasted fairly nice, actually. Not just the taste, but the smell of her was wonderful. One time she and I had sex just before I went to work without giving me time to wash up, and I kept getting distracted that day because I kept smelling her on me.

The second time was with a girl I was briefly married to... and I only tasted it for half a second, because it started to make me gag. As in, I had to ruin the mood by nearly fighting the reflex to vomit simply to get the taste out of my mouth. (Yeah, that went over sooooo well.) I wanted to like it because we were going to be married... if it was something I could just tolerate, I would for her because I wanted to make her happy. But for months afterwards, the thought of how it tasted still brought me to dry heaves. What was even more confusing about that? She loved how she tasted.

Even since, I've been a bit worried about going downtown on a girl. Torn between the enjoyment of the first experience, and worry that I might react (completely involuntarily) like I did the second time.

[Dumok]

The second time was with a girl I was briefly married to... and I only tasted it for half a second, because it started to make me gag. As in, I had to ruin the mood by nearly fighting the reflex to vomit simply to get the taste out of my mouth. (Yeah, that went over sooooo well.) I wanted to like it because we were going to be married... if it was something I could just tolerate, I would for her because I wanted to make her happy. But for months afterwards, the thought of how it tasted still brought me to dry heaves. What was even more confusing about that? She loved how she tasted.

That was a big time clue right there...(No Offense intended)

[Phoenix]

A girl last year came into lectures in tears...we eventually found out what was up - she had sore eyes because her boyfriend had decided that he wanted a morning quickie, and she'd thought of letting him come on ehr face as a birthday treat. He lvoed it. She could barely see for 2 days...Amusing nonetheless

[MerchManDan]

Speaking as a straight male, I am not anti-facial, myself, but I also don't really see the appeal. Maybe it's a power thing, I dunno.

And yeah, it's unfortunate that Gary would get false information about sexual relations from watching too much porn. That's why I rarely watch it myself; my luck with women is bad enough already.

[Scaramouche]

Speaking as a straight male, I am not anti-facial, myself, but I also don't really see the appeal. Maybe it's a power thing, I dunno.

And yeah, it's unfortunate that Gary would get false information about sexual relations from watching too much porn. That's why I rarely watch it myself; my luck with women is bad enough already.

I suspect you're right about it being about power and such. Like a dog pissing on a tree. As such I consider it abusive in nature, if not actually harmful. But then some women like being treated dirty.

As for watching porn, I don't bother. I have seen some, but I found it incredibly boring, and often very stupid.

[Omellette]

Abusive is a rather harsh term, I'd say.

As you went on to say, some girls (or boys, for that matter) like being dirty. I've known women who hate it, women who love it, and all stages inbetween. The key is that it should be something that's desired, and not forced upon him/her.

Even "force" -- which obviously can be abusive -- is something that some women and men like. It's about context, communication, and consent. A lot of people enjoy the darker side of sex, so let's not lump them into a pool of abusers/abuse-victims.

The problem with most mainstream porn, is that it seems to only cater to that darker, forceful, borderline misogynistic side of sex, almost exclusively. That's why it gets boring, and that's why it almost always results in "money shot, money shot, money shot, ooh here's the facial" every time.

Sure, a good hard animalistic "fuck" is fun sometimes. But not all the time. Variety is the spice of life, after all...

[Makkabee]

Ah, practical sex education. Good to see Gary getting something more useful than the diagram of a woman's reproductive system that looks like a cow's head.

Of course now I'm half expecting to see Sarah Palin on the news waving around a printout of this comic and asking a crowd "is this the kind of sex education you want Barack Hussein Obama teaching your kindergartener?"

[dianekikiula]

Of course now I'm half expecting to see Sarah Palin on the news waving around a printout of this comic and asking a crowd "is this the kind of sex education you want Barack Hussein Obama teaching your kindergartener?"

That would make my day.


The facial in porn is a visual aid - so viewers can see that the male did in fact ejaculate.
Outside of porn, it's a waste of perfectly good cum. http://www.dontspitswallow.com/



@Omellette - Your signature quote is from Mark Twain, not Abe Lincoln.