30-10-08 Sticky facial

[Omellette]

@Omellette - Your signature quote is from Mark Twain, not Abe Lincoln.

Hehehe, yes Mark Twain did say it. But Abe Lincoln did, as well. It apparently was considered a truism in the 19th Century, and was often quoted by many people. I'm not entirely sure who said it FIRST, but I know that both of them did say it.

I should edit my sig to account for that...

[Bear]

Of course now I'm half expecting to see Sarah Palin on the news waving around a printout of this comic and asking a crowd "is this the kind of sex education you want Barack Hussein Obama teaching your kindergartener?"

That would make my day.

Yes please... Its alot better then the sex education you gave your teenage daughter who got pregnant at 17 Miss Palin.

[tsath]

Never saw the appeal of doing Jackson Pollack all over a girl.

From a biological perspective it makes no sense at all. And I'm not talking about making babies, at least not directly. Spooge is full of interesting hormones like dopamine and epinephrine and others whose names I forget that increase oxytocin production. They're supposed to get absorbed by mucous membranes and make the girl happy enough to want a return engagement. More than one shot, better chance of reproducing.

[Skittles]

Ok, I've got to mention not all straight porn is without a storyline or acting. Most of the 70's straight porn I've seen is awesome. Ok here are some titles to look up and watch, just for the story: "The Opening of Misty Beethoven", <-this was my favorite it was a take off of Pygmalion, "The Devil in Miss Jones", "Deep Throat", "The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann", "Taboo"<-the first one and only the first one in the series.

There are others but that is a good start. New porn watchers should go back and review the "Golden Age" of porn from the 70's, just to see how good it could be.

Note: Grooming of the area of interest and some of the camera angles are not the greatest.

[ama3fan]

I don't like where this is heading... Gary just lost a lot of karma in my eyes by showing that he's essentially a dork. Any sane person by the age of 30, virgin or not, should be smart enough to understand that porn is seriously twisted fantasy, which has very little in common with real-life sex. I'd expect that sort of view from a 16-year old teen running high with hormones, not from a guy running his 30s.

Lucky Gary that he has Zii for teacher, so he might not completely and utterly screw up his first chance for actually having sex with a woman. When that happens. If that ever happens.

[Ray D]

I don't like where this is heading... Gary just lost a lot of karma in my eyes by showing that he's essentially a dork. Any sane person by the age of 30, virgin or not, should be smart enough to understand that porn is seriously twisted fantasy, which has very little in common with real-life sex. I'd expect that sort of view from a 16-year old teen running high with hormones, not from a guy running his 30s.

Lucky Gary that he has Zii for teacher, so he might not completely and utterly screw up his first chance for actually having sex with a woman. When that happens. If that ever happens.

I sort of made this point earlier. Many people these days go through a pron phase, but most of us get out of it by a certain age. The longer you stay mired in it, the more it cripples your ability to deal with real people and the real thing, if and when it happens. I think it's good for Gary to get closer to ANY real woman, but as he is already finding out there is a huge gap between fantasy and reality.

I think Gary WILL make it, but he has a lot of growing up to do first.

[JerrBear]

I gotta disagree with Zii. Then again, I haven't met many gay men that don't like facials :twisted:

It just occurred to me that your avatar is...well...striking in the context of this conversation...

Well from the manga I took it from (Somewhere online), he didn't get a facial. That looks is from him smelling another guy's boxers iirc.

[JerrBear]

Of course now I'm half expecting to see Sarah Palin on the news waving around a printout of this comic and asking a crowd "is this the kind of sex education you want Barack Hussein Obama teaching your kindergartener?"

That would make my day.


The facial in porn is a visual aid - so viewers can see that the male did in fact ejaculate.
Outside of porn, it's a waste of perfectly good cum. http://www.dontspitswallow.com/



@Omellette - Your signature quote is from Mark Twain, not Abe Lincoln.

Oh there was a good amount of swallowing, and licking off of my face. And a sticky smile :mrgreen:

[Pr0t0 Man X]

Nooo-ho-ho! Don't listen to her, Gary! It's all a lie! A fraud! Only incompetent fools hit the eyes!

Looks like I'm one of the only facial-supporters in this thread. =/

I shall stand strong! >=D

Explain to us the appeal, then. I wish to understand.

I'm not gonna' say everyone should/will like it- and true, maybe it's just my cup of tea. It isn't a "power" thing, for sure. If anything, it's mental- for instance, guys like to see girls mud wrestling, or topped with whipped cream, etc., yeah? In any case, they're a mess. Me? I like them to be a mess, but I find it all the more erotic with the male essence. Something about seeing a girl's face (or body in general) covered in a male's seed is just too hot; but as I said, it isn't for everyone. One of my ex's enjoyed facials, and my current girlfriend likes them as well. Thus, every thing works out in my department.

To each their own, I say- it's just a shame. Like Kamino Neko said, I would've pinned Zii as the type of girl who did enjoy facials. You learn something new everyday, I suppose.

Oh, and thankes Omellette. =D I don't feel so alone now.

[Ithilion]

on the topic of facials... pretty much agreeing with Omellette, and while there are situations where i enjoy doing it, its definitely not for the more tender moments (while some find it a turn on and sexy, i doubt there is anyone -sane- that finds it romantic)

on the comic strip... priceless expression by Gary in the last panel... priceless lesson by Zii... i knew there was a reason i liked her more than the amazon... i know a few people that could use such a "teacher" on similar matters

[Scaramouche]

In the second last panel, Zii's expression seems angry and almost accusing, as though Garry has done something wrong related to facials.

[Bear]

In the second last panel, Zii's expression seems angry and almost accusing, as though Garry has done something wrong related to facials.

I think thats pretty much because with his vast collection of porn, he jumped to the conclusion hat all women loved facials, when she pointed out so clearly that they don't.

[Scaramouche]

In the second last panel, Zii's expression seems angry and almost accusing, as though Garry has done something wrong related to facials.

I think thats pretty much because with his vast collection of porn, he jumped to the conclusion hat all women loved facials, when she pointed out so clearly that they don't.

Hey, hang on a moment. Talk like that might get people thinking porn isn't realistic.

[stephaielikes]

In the second last panel, Zii's expression seems angry and almost accusing, as though Garry has done something wrong related to facials.

I think thats pretty much because with his vast collection of porn, he jumped to the conclusion hat all women loved facials, when she pointed out so clearly that they don't.

Hey, hang on a moment. Talk like that might get people thinking porn isn't realistic.

You mean well-hung black men don't bugger pneumatically-breasted women on wedding cakes?
Well, damn.

(And yes, that was from where you think it is)

[thaldin]

Hey, hang on a moment. Talk like that might get people thinking porn isn't realistic.

You mean well-hung black men don't bugger pneumatically-breasted women on wedding cakes?
Well, damn.

(And yes, that was from where you think it is)

Was that one with or without a story line? =D hehe