13-11-12 Owe you for the last time
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Re: 13-11-12 Owe you for the last time
"Gary's life is getting more and more awesome since the beginning."
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!
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crimzontearz : "When a pornstar calls you and tells you "come down now, I met the cunnilingus GOD"....you LISTEN"
themacnut : "Seriously. For many guys, having women after them to "use" them for their sexual prowess is far, far better than being ignored by women. Of course the guys thinking this will mainly be the ones ignored by women."
Spidrift : G&D don't believe in karma. [...] it explains why they drive some posters here into such frenzied anger.
crimzontearz : "When a pornstar calls you and tells you "come down now, I met the cunnilingus GOD"....you LISTEN"
themacnut : "Seriously. For many guys, having women after them to "use" them for their sexual prowess is far, far better than being ignored by women. Of course the guys thinking this will mainly be the ones ignored by women."
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All that pipe G&D were laying in this arc? WORTH IT! My hat's off to you!
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I'm honestly amazed that not one person has commented on the Kim Possible reference, which, given the amount of fanlove for the non-canon pairing of Kim and Shego, I assume was a girl/girl porno. I could see Chanelle as Shego, or whatever sexual parody they would give her. Then again, there's also Kim's entire cheerleading squad, including her rival Bonnie, I could see her filling that role, too. (pun somewhat intended)
Also, the looks on Amber and Dillon's faces are hilarious. Maybe all this will show Gary what he's missing if nothing else.
Also, the looks on Amber and Dillon's faces are hilarious. Maybe all this will show Gary what he's missing if nothing else.
Good Lord. I'm shocked that all my years of shooting people in bunny outfits has in no way prepared me for this.
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I assume you mean Pahrump, which is as close as a legal brothel can get to Clark County. I'm from Vegas and there is no legal prostitution there. It's only legal in a few rural counties and the sex workers have to actually live on the premises of the brothel for a certain number of days out of the month. It's a pretty shitty situation for the workers with how thoroughly their lives are controlled. Thanks to deals between the brothel management and local sheriffs, they're virtual prisoners and can't go to local casinos or bars or associate with local men off the clock. In some cases, they're forced to leave the county when they aren't actively working and their cars have to be registered with the police so they can be tracked. In other places, they can't own cars at all.Artemisia wrote:Actually, I knew a woman who worked in the porn industry before moving to Las Vegas to become a legal prostitute.
I can imagine there are porn niches that are worse than that, but the Nevada system is awful and I feel bad for anyone caught in it. You know things are corrupt when activists who are pro-sex work and anti-sex work agree that a place sucks.
Oh, yeah. He really has made great strides. I imagine Yuki and DiDi have a lot to do with that, since he's been constantly around naked female bodies recently and then has had his head repeatedly shoved between Yuki's legs. He's getting desensitized. Presumably, when he finally gets to do the ol' P in V again, he might even last a whole minute now.Quinlan wrote:I am of the opinion that Gary did NOT get off. And if this is true can we just complement him on his progress? He has shared a shower and an interrupted BJ from his favorite porn star, discussed the nature of his relationship with Yuki while both he and aforementioned porn star are naked and freshly spanked, had his 2nd favorite porn star barge in and start giving him head before being unceremoniously dumped outside the apartment with his clothe in hand and NOT ONCE did he faint, get a nosebleed or (I'm assuming here.) pop his balloon. That, my friends, is progress.
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Now you know how I feel about the entire story arc. It went from funny to stupid to just plain cruel.Fluffy wrote:I'm all for the lols, but really - blue balling Gary like this is just getting tiresome...
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Yeah, I know.Clayvman wrote:...Wow Gary...just....you lucky/unlucky bastard
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I don't think Gary got off, but that shouldn't be too big of an issue. The whole reason Gary went over there was because he could no longer view Amber as just a sexual object since he had met her as a person. But now Amber the person has shown interest in him. And given him plenty of material to think about while fixing his problem. That's not even including Chanelle who you could say the same for.
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...Okay, definately didn't see that coming.
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Haha. I hope Amber at least allowed Chanelle to finish him off.
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I agree with that.Rocky wrote:The assumption amongst the majority here seems to be that Gary climaxed as soon as Chanelle's lips touched him. I don't necessarily see it that way. His shock in the third panel could simply be that a favourite porn star of his has decided to give him a bj.
And with that.Fluffy wrote:I'm gonna assume that the 'boner' in that last panel is just supposed to be the fold of his shirt/ the way he's holding his clothes(Giz has never placed any boners in the comic before - and Lord knows there's been plenty of times that such things should have been visible, and the curve looks a little awkward to be an erect penis poking through material - unless Gary is naturally crooked like that).
I don't know about "awesome" (silly overused word), but it's got a hell of a lot more interesting. I mean, he still has huge problems, but they're a much better class of problem. He's gone from someone with no hope, no girlfriend, and no fun, to someone with an insane girlfriend, who's getting unexpected sexual offers from porn stars, suggestive mail from international lingerie models, and job offers (with a hideous built-in catch) from his artistic hero, and who has been actively encouraged to grope the sex goddess of Montreal.Snakie wrote:"Gary's life is getting more and more awesome since the beginning."
Are you fucking kidding me?!
I'm not at all sure that he'd trade in his current life for his old one. If he can just break the habit of self-pity and take an objective look at himself ... well, the biggest risk might be that he becomes a smug jerk.
Geek references in Ma3? Meh. The only surprise is that there aren't more of them.Kradeiz wrote:I'm honestly amazed that not one person has commented on the Kim Possible reference, which, given the amount of fanlove for the non-canon pairing of Kim and Shego, I assume was a girl/girl porno.
Though the porn parodies in that universe seem to have markedly wittier titles than most of the ones that appear in reality.
I think that these last couple of strips have mostly been here to give the thread a comedy punchline, but it's just possible that this final event is supposed to be what finally pushes Gary over some kind of edge into seriously thinking of dumping Yuki. I mean, the offer from Amber could have been a one-off fluke, but getting called "stud" and receiving oral attentions from Chanelle Numberfine as well? it might just sink in with Gary that he has adequate stakes to play a few hands in the casino of love.Kradeiz wrote:Also, the looks on Amber and Dillon's faces are hilarious. Maybe all this will show Gary what he's missing if nothing else.
(Oh yeah, Chanelle's surname. We can now count the days before some wazzock here takes offence at the cut of Chanelle's jib and starts referring to her as "Numberfine" in forum posts.)
Actually, if Amber is on the ball, she'll have prevented that. She wants Gary frustrated when he confronts Yuki, to encourage him to make the right decision.MonCappy wrote:I hope Amber at least allowed Chanelle to finish him off.
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if Chanelle did her fluffing properly.............. she left Gary at full mast instead of half mast, that is what fluffers doMonCappy wrote:Haha. I hope Amber at least allowed Chanelle to finish him off.
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Wow, a lot of porn expert around here.
Also, given how Gary seems to be such a girls magnet, you'd wonder how he managed to stay virgin this long.
Also, given how Gary seems to be such a girls magnet, you'd wonder how he managed to stay virgin this long.
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No clue, honestly, she didn't say where exactly she worked, and we're talking a few years ago now. I'm hoping that she has moved on by now. I just remember her talking about the porn industry and how much she preferred working as a professional prostitute rather than working in porn. She didn't make life as a prostitute sound glamorous or anything, though I did get the impression she was glad to talk to someone who didn't judge her for what she does or did.Duck Duck Lincoln wrote:I assume you mean Pahrump, which is as close as a legal brothel can get to Clark County. I'm from Vegas and there is no legal prostitution there. It's only legal in a few rural counties and the sex workers have to actually live on the premises of the brothel for a certain number of days out of the month. It's a pretty shitty situation for the workers with how thoroughly their lives are controlled. Thanks to deals between the brothel management and local sheriffs, they're virtual prisoners and can't go to local casinos or bars or associate with local men off the clock. In some cases, they're forced to leave the county when they aren't actively working and their cars have to be registered with the police so they can be tracked. In other places, they can't own cars at all.Artemisia wrote:Actually, I knew a woman who worked in the porn industry before moving to Las Vegas to become a legal prostitute.
I can imagine there are porn niches that are worse than that, but the Nevada system is awful and I feel bad for anyone caught in it. You know things are corrupt when activists who are pro-sex work and anti-sex work agree that a place sucks.
I'm not totally surprisedChantelune wrote:Wow, a lot of porn expert around here.
Also, given how Gary seems to be such a girls magnet, you'd wonder how he managed to stay virgin this long.
I just tend to pick up knowledge like it's dust or something. I have a very good memory in some ways. As for Gary, well, sometimes it is easy to attract women and yet still remain a virgin.
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Chanelle Numberfine is a damn clever porn star name.
...Yeah, that's my only comment on this strip. Everything else going on here is just par for the Ma3 course.
...Yeah, that's my only comment on this strip. Everything else going on here is just par for the Ma3 course.