13-09-08 Banzai!!!

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Re: 9-13-08 Banzai!!!

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When they first started hinting Zii had a bi- or at least DiDi-sexual lean I was reminded of a story a college dormmate told me. His roommate was dating a bisexual girl, and the three of them were hanging out one day when a good-looking girl walked past. The guy told the story thus:

"I was checking her out...
I noticed out of the corner of my eye that my roommate was checking her out...
Then I noticed his girlfriend was checking her out...
...It's the first time I've ever felt competition from a girl!"

That Giz and Dave were thinking the same way just makes this one all the funnier.

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I hate those situations. Because, as men, I believe we lose by default. Women are just too easy on the eyes.
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Re: 9-13-08 Banzai!!!

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Azrael wrote:Wow, Gary goes commando, who knew.
Actually, I don't think his jeans are that low to indicate such a thing. Personally? Not that I've put a whole lot of thought into Gary's undergarments, but I peg him for the tighty-whitey set.

Y'know, that could be a whole little storyline unto itself? Zii finds out he wears tighty-whiteys, tells Didi, and the three of them go out for a terribly embarrassing clothes shopping for Gary's underwear. Tell me that isn't comedy gold!
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Re: 9-13-08 Banzai!!!

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Pfhreak wrote:When they first started hinting Zii had a bi- or at least DiDi-sexual lean I was reminded of a story a college dormmate told me. His roommate was dating a bisexual girl, and the three of them were hanging out one day when a good-looking girl walked past. The guy told the story thus:

"I was checking her out...
I noticed out of the corner of my eye that my roommate was checking her out...
Then I noticed his girlfriend was checking her out...
...It's the first time I've ever felt competition from a girl!"
I know what he means. The woman I'm in love with is bi, too. It's kind of fun, in one way; we can talk about hot women with each other and agree that we both like a certain shot of Pam Anderson, for example, which is pretty cool. Yet it's also a little worrisome; competition from other guys is bad enough, but when you have to worry about other girls hitting on your girl...well, it can provoke some anxieties, let's put it that way.

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On a semi-related note (not really, just something I saw as ironic), I took down my single status on Facebook and I immediately got more messages than I had in the previous two weeks. What's sad is that I'm still single, I just assumed it went without saying.
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Ray D wrote: Get in touch with your for Inner Samurai, Gar!
Which would be appropriate considering how DiDi has been looking for one. ;)

Side note as for feeling threatened by other girls hitting on your lady. It's simply an issue of different plumbing. If, all you have to offer is apples, and she has a hankering for pears, then there's nothing you can do about it. It doesn't reflect badly upon you, due to it simply being a matter of wanting another fruit.

Now, if she's going for the apples of some other guy. Now, that would reflect upon you, because why are your apples suddenly no longer good enough for her? :P

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IS_Wolf wrote:
Ray D wrote: Get in touch with your for Inner Samurai, Gar!
Which would be appropriate considering how DiDi has been looking for one. ;)

Side note as for feeling threatened by other girls hitting on your lady. It's simply an issue of different plumbing. If, all you have to offer is apples, and she has a hankering for pears, then there's nothing you can do about it. It doesn't reflect badly upon you, due to it simply being a matter of wanting another fruit.

Now, if she's going for the apples of some other guy. Now, that would reflect upon you, because why are your apples suddenly no longer good enough for her? :P
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Do you trust her pear? Wokka wokka.
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Dirty n Evil wrote:
Azrael wrote:Wow, Gary goes commando, who knew.
Actually, I don't think his jeans are that low to indicate such a thing. Personally? Not that I've put a whole lot of thought into Gary's undergarments, but I peg him for the tighty-whitey set.

Y'know, that could be a whole little storyline unto itself? Zii finds out he wears tighty-whiteys, tells Didi, and the three of them go out for a terribly embarrassing clothes shopping for Gary's underwear. Tell me that isn't comedy gold!

Yeah, comment actually had nothing to do with the state of Gary's undergear, but okay, agreed on the briefs option.
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Pfhreak wrote:"I was checking her out...
I noticed out of the corner of my eye that my roommate was checking her out...
Then I noticed his girlfriend was checking her out...
...It's the first time I've ever felt competition from a girl!"
God help me, but that sounds like the BEST opening lines for a porno EVAR!

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midgetshrimp wrote:Do you trust her pear? Wokka wokka.
Maybe Kermit the Frog will take sex advice from Fozzie Bear, but I'm not made of felt.

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Re: 9-13-08 Banzai!!!

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It was...exceptional save with the Banzai at the end and Dave, step your writing game up my man

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Re: 9-13-08 Banzai!!!

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brnleague99 wrote:
Pfhreak wrote:"I was checking her out...
I noticed out of the corner of my eye that my roommate was checking her out...
Then I noticed his girlfriend was checking her out...
...It's the first time I've ever felt competition from a girl!"
God help me, but that sounds like the BEST opening lines for a porno EVAR!

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