10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by worldshaking00 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:55 pm

Plus, Didi did not climax from scissoring, so it did not register in her mind that it should work. She is trying to mimic things that Kiley showed her in 'therapy'.

I don't expect Sonya to give Zii the chance. ~30 minutes should be more than enough time to give someone for a simple discussion. At least 18 have been dedicated to Zii earning her bragging rights. If Sonya comes back with some hot coffee, things could heat up in more ways than one.
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Vitocap » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:00 pm

worldshaking00 wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:24 am
Well, unless Didi is talking with her mouth full (which is rude by the way :)) ), it has to be her hands or fingers somehow. Not to mention, how is the heck could she do 'it' sideways with her head and neck? Yoga?
Well, I was kind of assuming that the point of the joke was that she was suggesting something completely absurd... :p "Sideways cunnilingus" sounds more like a gymnastics routine than a sexual technique, lol.
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Maybe she's pinching Zii's pearl area with a couple fingers rather than massaging it? I don't know. Giz, we need a visual aid. Can you provide? :-bd
Ah, that sounds good... but it also sounds like more money than I can pay. :( Giz is always happy to comply with fan requests , but she doesn't exactly do it for free... $-)
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Error of Logic » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:37 pm

worldshaking00 wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:55 pm
30 minutes should be more than enough time to give someone for a simple discussion. At least 18 have been dedicated to Zii earning her bragging rights. If Sonya comes back with some hot coffee, things could heat up in more ways than one.
Is it horrible of me that I found myself smiling at this thought?
I mean, yes, I dislike Sonya.... But she deserves to know this thing she has going with Suzi isn't going to go anywhere until and unless Suzi gets her head sorted out.
Sonya should find someone who is actually able to commit to her .... Although I acknowledge Sonya might need therapy before she can commit to the idea of a stable relationship, instead of a looping trainwreck. @_@
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Spidrift » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:26 pm

But first, the patient must truly want to be cured...
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Naturallyhighpenguin » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:58 pm

Spidrift wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:39 pm
How any vaguely attractive and sexually competent woman could have sex with Gary without him climaxing is a bizarre question.
Psychology and/or comic writers can do strange things to sexuality. But as already written, it was a curious thought crossing my brain, connected to the possible "triangular constellation" you also mentioned.
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Anyway, Giz actually said, in an interview, that the title was a little joke at the expense of English-speakers. Anyone with a smattering of French knows that it literally means "Household of Three". Which is simply what it's been about since the very beginning. The fact that it's acquired sexual associations means that it's a suitable title for a sex comedy. Everything else is just non-French-speakers with dirty minds.
Interestingly enough, as a french native speaker, I can't think of a situation, in which "menage à trois" wouldn't be used to describe exactly the constellation of three people living together with multilateral sexual relationships. I wouldn't call a household or a group of 3 people (even jokingly) a "menage à trois" if it consisted for example of a couple with their kid. That would just be very akward, because the word-for-word-translation is kind of a false friend. Maybe you know a good example?

That would also make sense regarding to Giz's explanation (I don't know the original statement) - despite the common (and as far as I know only) use of the expression, of course everyone who speaks French knows what the words mean if they're interpreted word for word, leaving enough room for a webcomic about, well, a household of three.

I'm no linguist and I might have used the word "literal(ly)" wrong in my first post, but what's the literal meaning of an expression - "wortwörtlich" like the Germans say (="the words as they are"), in this case dissecting an expression into its words - or "a precise definition", which would only account for the proper meaning/general use?

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by sparky » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:51 pm

Vitocap wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:51 am
Which brings about the question of what the hell she's trying to do in the last panel. "Too pinchy!?" WTF? :-s I assume she's not using her teeth (that would be biting, not pinching), so how did she manage to pinch Zii with her lips? Anyone has a guess?
Well, Zii told Didi to pinch her so I suspect that Didi is actually just pinching her. Think of her being a female Drax with regular human skin and it will all make sense... Or not.

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Storm-forge mystique » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:12 pm

I had thought she was doing something rough with her clitoris... maybe I have a dirty mind.

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Spidrift » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:17 pm

Incidentally, Giz has noted on Twitter that there's no strip today because she's at the Boston Comic Con. Back on Tuesday.
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by sparky » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:42 am

Storm-forge mystique wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:12 pm
I had thought she was doing something rough with her clitoris... maybe I have a dirty mind.
She may very well be, but I don't think that it's oral so I'm going with the pinching. As others have said, despite her "sex goddess" aura she may actually be really bad in bed. Her girl-on-girl stuff may be limited to fingers, for starters. Remember her and Sandra? She may never have gotten used to the idea.

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Error of Logic » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:46 am

And Kiley isn't really into women, so she might not have felt at all comfortable about having a physical brute near her sensitive bits for any longer than was strictly necessary.
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Jobe00 » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:34 am

Shinjischneider wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:54 am
worldshaking00 wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:23 pm
Zii's karma is going to bite her back hard. ......
Then Zii will be stuck with clingy Didi and having to find the exit like Kiley had to.
Then she'll have lost the love-lust of her life, have no home, have no band, but have bragging rights to bringing Didi to climax.
Not gonna happen and we all know it. Didi didn't even crush her "guitarist hand"
The more I read the last panel of the previous comic and the first panel of this one, the more I think there is a missing comic.

Plus I am reminded of the adult manga story called Fist Crusher. Exactly what you think happens happens in it due to a really intense orgasm.
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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Badman! » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:11 pm

Spidrift wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:17 pm
Incidentally, Giz has noted on Twitter that there's no strip today because she's at the Boston Comic Con. Back on Tuesday.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!! :((

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Storm-forge mystique » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:43 am

sparky wrote:
Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:42 am
She may very well be, but I don't think that it's oral so I'm going with the pinching.
Exactly.

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Re: 10-08-17 Kiley taught you many things

Post by Don Alexander » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:08 pm

Concerning the sex goddess being bad at sex, have we gotten any evidence she has ever given a guy a blowjob?? Maybe I'm just forgetting something. But if not, well, she managed to make guys jizz before they even got their pants off, so the classical "blowjob to get them hard" is clearly not needed...

Also, thank you for showing us your ugly and overcompetitive side, Zii.
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