True_Avery wrote:
I know this has to have all been said before but, for years now, every other strip I come to lurk the forum thread post to see reactions. Occasionally, They make me laugh.
Your posts are far and away, miles ahead of every other participant, the most immense buzz-kill internet posts I've ever read -- the context of them being for comedy pages making them that much more ill. Your analytical posts make logic debate threads I've read read like luscious wet oceans of flavor in the wake of the aired, desolate desert of dehydrated sand that are the comedy buzzkill of your posts. It is as if I am partaking in the grandiose zest of a scrumptiously prepared, medium-rare steak and then your dialogue mummifies such comedy into an insipid, unpalatable mass of carbon that is the parched meat of a well-done, burnt rib-eye. Your analysis I am sure is a treasure trove of insightful speculation and inquiry with the depth of the Krubera Cave, but they feel as if to exist they had to erode the facade of comedy much like the glaciers of Arabika Massif eroded the Gagra Range of Abkhazia to create the breadth and depth of such an illustrious thinking cave; thus your posts moving and reading as quickly and elegantly as a Georgian glacier mass brushing against bare rock. As such your portfolio of posts could be seen as a a cornerstone to world heritage site that is this forum, formed over hundreds of thousands of agonizingly slow millennia, but as I read them I am less reminded of the the Silk Roads of cultural and material trade of the Chang'an-Tianshan Corridor and more of the invasive, chocking pollution that burns the lungs and minds of Nepal's Kathmandu Valley. You are an expansive and heavy gravity well of comedy; condensing into an opaque, impenetrable black-hole who's existence bends the idea of laughter and joy around the gravitational lens of your supreme buzzkillingness; time seeming to slow down as I read your posts and come out 20 years more decrepit and lonely every time I click the X to close the tab to escape, unlike what little light there is to be had that falls into the abyss of your analytical thought.
In other words, your posts are a real depressing buzzkill man. They just don't quite work for me.
Much like how the top rope powerbomb through a table didn't work for Seth Rollins when he botched it on Kane, costing him 6 months of wrestling time to recover. RIP world title Sheamus. And much like we got it right away that Roman Reigns was going to win the 2015 Royal Rumble, we get that you don't like this wrestling arc - you continually mentioning you don't get wrestling wont make it go by any faster.
Good day to you sir.
this was literally the most hilarious thing ive read in any of these forums COMBINED
it took me 5 tries to get through it because i was laughing so hard tears were steaming down my face and dirtying up my glasses. good freaking gosh diddly darn are you funny as heck!!! *claps enthusiastically*
even still, i feel like i have to save this post in case it gets moderated holy shiz
At any rate, cute excited Didi is cute!!
, in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business