AOI HOUSE (Week 113) - The Club Truce

Follow the trials and tribulations of two down-on-their-luck college guys who join an anime club dominated by crazed yaoi fangirls! (Archived forum section.)

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Post by Keyblade Master Sora » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:34 pm

DTSX wrote:I bet it has to do something with Mason. He seems like someone who might have hooked up with Elle.

----Dialogue: Sora----
Sora: Yes! Time machine time! Time to see what happened!
Dawn: Tell me what happens.
Sora: Sure.
*Sora goes back in time and sees Elle and Mason in an awkward position*
Sora: ...Good lord... I gotta get the f**k out of here!
*Sora goes present day*
Sora cries.
Dawn: What's wrong?
Sora: I think I lost a little bit of me... my inner child just committed sapuku.
Down: What? What did you see?
Sora: Way too many sausages.

--- If you get that, You'd realize you'd be a b*tch too if that were you.
Oh ha ha. Where did the sausages come from?

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Post by DawnBandit » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:12 pm

Keyblade Master Sora wrote:
DTSX wrote:I bet it has to do something with Mason. He seems like someone who might have hooked up with Elle.

----Dialogue: Sora----
Sora: Yes! Time machine time! Time to see what happened!
Dawn: Tell me what happens.
Sora: Sure.
*Sora goes back in time and sees Elle and Mason in an awkward position*
Sora: ...Good lord... I gotta get the f**k out of here!
*Sora goes present day*
Sora cries.
Dawn: What's wrong?
Sora: I think I lost a little bit of me... my inner child just committed sapuku.
Down: What? What did you see?
Sora: Way too many sausages.

--- If you get that, You'd realize you'd be a b*tch too if that were you.
Oh ha ha. Where did the sausages come from?
You don't want to get it.

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Post by Keyblade Master Sora » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:59 am

DTSX wrote:Ahh... bliss ignorance. Gotta love it, but Dawns right, you don't want to get it... Then you would commit suicide too lol.
Would it happened to be related to a word called sausagefest?

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Post by Keyblade Master Sora » Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:06 am

DTSX wrote:LMAO, *bing bong* you got it right!
Okay my friend made a comic in which 2 guys talk about that word, then another guy asks in a loud voice what that means and gets beat up by a girl. Long time ago and I still don't know what it means.

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Post by Keyblade Master Sora » Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:26 am

A general idea... gay rape? Or girl raping guys?

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Post by DawnBandit » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:18 am

DTSX wrote:*snicker* Sausagefest... I'm going to make a small chat about you for the fun of it.

Dawn: DTSX, what's a sausagefest?
DTSX: You don't know? Here, I'll take you to one.
--Miles later---
Dawn: Um... the place is called Creampuff.
DTSX: *winks* exactly.
--DTSX bursts the door open--
DTSX: Hey guys, this is DawnBandit, make him feel comfortable.
Dawn: Hey wait a minute... why are they crowding around me... Noooo!
DTSX: Hehehe... penetration.
Dawn: I feel like someone jumped me from behind.
DTSX: Oh... Frank! Get off him!
--Dawn shudders--
Dawn: This is a bloody gay bar! This isn't a sausagefest!
DTSX: What did you think it was?
Dawn: I thought it was a giant hot dog barbecue.
DTSX: Hmm... it basically is, except there aren't any buns.

-- I hope that helps. --
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Post by Zerodaimu » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:41 am

DTSX wrote:Sorry, Dawn, I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, so I made you a guy.
He's male - why do you think I harass him?

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Post by 59cobalt » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:05 pm

Zerodaimu wrote:
DTSX wrote:Sorry, Dawn, I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, so I made you a guy.
He's male - why do you think I harass him?
You really want to know?

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Post by Keyblade Master Sora » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:47 pm

59cobalt wrote:
Zerodaimu wrote:
DTSX wrote:Sorry, Dawn, I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, so I made you a guy.
He's male - why do you think I harass him?
You really want to know?

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DTSX would. For more dialoge

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Post by DawnBandit » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:07 pm

DTSX wrote:Read the last line -> All guys and no girls.

Sorry, Dawn, I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, so I made you a guy.
All male, despite the "Dawn" nickname. Although, I can;t be terribly manly at my age... >>

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