You know you spend too much time in the GD forum when...

[Don Alexander]

1) ... run around and formulate everything with "WIN!" at the end.

"Making breakfast WIN!"

"Driving to work WIN!"

2) Refresh the forum index, see Engy has posted in GD and know exactly he has WON! again... ;)

3) Never think about "ZOMG so many posts to read!!!" anymore because at best you are missing the last 12 hours...

4) Keep a tally in your head about which awesome people worldwide have been absent for quite a while... (Sway, Lilli, Wolfeh, Sara Hysaro, Nibler...)

...and lastly (for now)

5) you just knew the DA would be the first one to answer.

[Paul]

Read months of old posts so that your 1000-post fanfic won't smack of discontinuity.

Listen to dozens of videos on Youtube for the exact sound recording to post to the "What music are you listening to" thread.

When you are a mod and start a thread like this one.

[Don Alexander]

You start writing fanfics even out of order to commemorate special events.

[Bear]

Your afraid of Bears smiting you with giant hammers for annoying them

[Don Alexander]

Clearly, I need to spend more time here...

... you are actually not afraid of the big mod and know he's just a big grumbly cuddlewuddle.

[Bear]

*Smites Don*

[Don Alexander]

In order to keep this clean and fun, the rule will be that you can answer other people posts only if you post something of your own

... you know all the rules to the threads and are annoyed at people breaking them.

[thaldin]

In order to keep this clean and fun, the rule will be that you can answer other people posts only if you post something of your own

... you know all the rules to the threads and are annoyed at people breaking them.

We have rules? =)

[thaldin]

Hey, what do you know.... we do!

*runs off giggly madly at the last two posts which broke the rules!*

[Bear]

They're not rules.. more guidelines...

Which people who've been here too much know your only allowed to break if you bribe the mods *nods sagely*

[Azrael]

Listen to dozens of videos on Youtube for the exact sound recording to post to the "What music are you listening to" thread.

This

And staying up to read and post when one really should have been abed two hours ago.

[Engy]

When the Don mentions that you haven't been on for a while.

When the hug mod skips the hugging part and immediately launches the glomping nuke at you.

When you keep returning to this forum, even though your attention span usually is three days before I leave regular forums.

((All three are true in my case))

[Paul]

When you giggle when Sweetie makes a paddle threat because you know the all the offenders would love it.

[Tenjen]

When you turn on the computer, go to the ma3 forum and log in before you consciously realise you're doing it.

[Don Alexander]

... you are lusting after a 30 hour break without internet to finally read your mails... and tell the forum you are still alive!