Pixie Trix Comix & Hiveworks Community

i think violence and destruction has desensitized us

smrt lynx kitteh is smrt

would look it if he wasnt butt up in cleavage*

*steals Rum and coke from Beelze, and downs it*

phew... I'm sure glad number 12439 died. You would not believe what its like waiting in the Queue dimension, just hoping the other clones will die so you can finally be free... the darkness... ... so cold...

*pupils begin shrinking as a tremor causes the newest Joe to shake. After a moment, cognition returns*

whats going on now?

*looking at Joe* You just took my rum..? *shouting with a scary look*
You dumbass. Did you know that flammable and explosive things and rum DO NOT MIX!!!!
Ooooooohhhhhh! Hell noooooooo. WE ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Don't worry, my friend. I'm model 12440. They reinforced the barriers between our alcohol processing centers
and our heat ignition matrix 1200 models ago. Turns out we had a predisposition toward drinking.

I'd go into the process by which replacement models are injected into this universe but its kinda boring.
Short story is, it should be safe.

*hiccups... tremors... grins and gives thumbs up*

You should mind your manners in front of a lady. *takes out her compact and fixes her mascara*

*lays within cleavage in default reverse-cross eyed lynx kitteh mode*

All is peaceful in the thunderdome.

A bit too peaceful if you ask me. I'm starting to get nervous.

Don't get nervous... it creates marginal increases in my volatility.

*lynx kitteh sits inside cleavage*

*another lynx kitteh sits near vavavoom*

*a few can be seen prowling about*

*a handful are climbing up the audience sitting area steps*

*a couple of dozen sit in the battleground*

*all of the above, except for the first, are increasing twofold each time eye's are shifted away from them*

*reaches into cleavage to claw Tenjen's ankle and then saunters out of "Dome, tail high*

aaaaaahhhh! My safe haven has been violated!

*licks kitteh ankle inside*

*lynx kitten plushes all around go batshit crazy and start attacking EVERYTHING.

AIEE! I've been violated! *sprays pepper spray in Az's face*

Noooooo~! I don't want to kill kitties. *runs away before one of them causes a coolant leak.*

What the hell...? *the lizard shout mad*
You are gonna lose your head for that *pointing at Az*
*quickly taking out his axe, and swinging to Az*

Ladies and Gentlemen, Azrael has left the building.