Thunderdome

[farthingale]

*sniff* They grow up so fast!

*Pulls out the clipboard again and eyes it suspiciously. Then breaks into a grin at Item 5: Farthingale's Pimm's No.1 Time.*

[Don Alexander]

*comes in, burly critters behind him dragging huge cart filled to the brim with electronic equipment, loudpeakers, subwoofers the size of a small house (burly critters), strobe lights, disco balls, fog cannons, laser displays...*

I've come... to make... the music...

Dano - Welcome To The Thunderdome

[CyanideAngel]

*strides arounds,barking orders at each and every one of the men till it's done*

Phew *flutters wings happily* you can all go now.

Oh.Don,Want a drink while i find my next task?

[farthingale]

*presses her fingers into the corners of her eyes, then scratches out a name on her list*

ANGEL! Tell Sabre Digital Sound Emporium the sponsorship is cancelled. And see if you can send them a fruit basket or something.

*Sighs deeply, then turns her attention lovingly to her tall, ice-cold drink with the lemon in it*

Why hallo, sweet-thing. It's been a long long time...

[Engy]

*Puts on boots again*
Am I the only one without an army of critters? Oh wait, I got something else.
*Whistles loudly*
*Plushie Engy comes walking in, nomming on a lollypop*
[Engy]: I thought you didn't have a digestive system?
[Engy Plushie]: So?
[Engy]: *Facepalm* Ugh... Nevermind. Go back to whatever it was you were doing.
*Engy Plushie leaves again*
It's so hard to find proper minions nowadays...

[Don Alexander]

Why yes, ya sweet young thang. I'll take a drink... and then another one...

*DJ Don grins evilly, sipping his icecold vodka, and hits a button*

Hardsequencer Amiga E.P. - Noise Is The Message Rmx

*the walls shake, and the first plugged in lights flash*

*burly critters try to rave while installing electrics*

*sparks fly, lightning flashes, critters jitter spasmodically*

[CyanideAngel]

yes Farth!

*pulls a little Phone from my dress pocket and sits cross legged in the air*

Hello,Is this Sabre Digital Sound Emporium? No?...Oh.So it is.Sorry to bother you

*Dials again*

Hello,Is this Sabre Digital Sound Emporium? GOOD! yeah.The Sponsorship is off...No i don't care about....Yeah Ok stop yelling already.I don't care about what arrangements you've made.It's off. Urgh.stop arguing.NO i don't have to do a damn thing. YEAH WELL SAME TO YOU SIR.

*hits the disconnect button*

Ummm....That went well.

[farthingale]

*Peers over after the heated call is ended*

So I suspect we'll be dropping the fruit basket idea in favour of a dead rat wrapped in newspaper?

[Bear]

*Beary-mod cuts the power so teh burly critters don't get electricuted* It's so hard to find burly critters who are muscle and not bacon these days... you think more people would employ Kodiaks for heavy lifting... *Scene cuts to the Kodiak roadies sleeping on the equipment crates*

*Bungee critters take up the task of testing the Thunderdome, resulting in bungee critters with spatulas having to peel their brethren off the walls...

Meanwhile Union Bob and the Health and Safety critters make sure the audience won't get hurt by installing celephane splatter guards.*

[Engy]

*Facepalm*
I thought that this was gonna be a battle arena? Instead of being a disco? Shall I change the health dispensers into drink dispensers while I am at it?
*Walks away, still facepalming*
11 PhD's... So very wasted...
Maybe we should install a medbay for the critters...

[Don Alexander]

*burly critters stick tongue out and sleeping kodiaks and show they can climb and install flashy stuff on the ceiling*

*laser system goes up*

*critters put up trampoline and jump into the dancing bemas, trying to outmove themselves*

*subwoofers are plugged in, fed by cables 1/4 inch thick and specially isolated*

*subwoofers belch E-De-Cologne - Ein Bisschen Frieden*

*DJ Don muses that he might have left out some of the tinsel (which the critters are using to lasso each other) and packed a few more CDs*

Well, it's just a system check... And a system burn-in!!

*one of the upper loudspeakers explodes garishly in flames*

And Engy, every battle arena needs intro music and flashy effects for the fighters to present themselves.

Not to mention those healt dispensers might be needed by the construction crew NOW...

[Kamino Neko]

*ears flatten*

Cacophony!

*leaps on Don's mixing board and grabs at the nearest knob, wrenching it to one extreme, without looking which extreme that is*

[Bear]

You've never watched Mad Max have you?

Gotta have something to do while the arena's being cleaned between bouts... when we finally have a bout.

[farthingale]

*Chuckles into her drink at a joke she cannot surpress*

If you think you've got 11 PhDs, you are so very wasted!

*guffawguffawsnort* *sip* *chuckle* *snort*

RIGHT!

*Throws the empty glass so that it shatters against a Port-a-potty*

WHO'S NEXT?!

[CyanideAngel]

*pouts* well..i was going to say about it but he was mean.and called me names....I'll send one anyway

*dials again*

Hi.I'd like to order a sm-wait.Medium sized fruit basket.....Message to say As an apology for The sponsorship being called off....yeah....Ok...That's great.
Yeah.send the bill in the post....To the ThunderDome....yeah i am quite aware it's under construction....Ok.Thanks

*disconnects*

There we go. All sorted.

*Summons an apple and Throws it so it bounces off Engy's head gently* Sourpuss.


EEEP! *Attempts to extinquish by summoning a steam of water but just soaks myself* ah Poop

(EDIT - aaahhh i can't post.stop stop posting )