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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:29 pm
Granted but you wish for the runs
I wish the Green Lantern movie was doing better with the critics
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:40 pm
Granted. It gets so much critical acclaim, people who want an action flick write it off as artsy-fartsy crap, and it tanks even harder.
I wish for a Power Ring....
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:35 pm
Granted. You stab that one kid from Captain Planet. You know, with the Power of Heart. Yup, and then you steal his ring. It's... pretty useless actually...
I wish for the shuttle to go up on Friday.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:09 am
Granted, however a pieces of the SRB lands in your neighbor's swimming pool.
I wish I had wings.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:13 am
Granted, you now have a life-time supply of Red Bull.
I wish my company would hurry up and hire someone so I can have my week-ends back.
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:15 am
Granted, however it's your psycho-ex
I wish to RULE THE WORLD!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:37 pm
Granted, however, that world is Mercury and you are ruler of a molten, radiation bathed crap sphere.
I wish that if this wish is granted, the post that grants it must be deleted.
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:45 pm
Granted, but the paradox you created destroys the time space continuum. Nice job breaking it, Gil.
I wish for a cupcake.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:29 am
Granted, but the cupcake is a self-referencing paradox cake that you can't handwave by linking to TVTropes.
I wish that student activity fees that I never use didn't apply to graduate students.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:50 pm
Granted. Now you're required by law to attend each and every single student activity.
I wish my HTML was done for my project and I could move on to my CSS.