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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:29 pm
by Miss Vavavavoom
Granted but you wish for the runs

I wish the Green Lantern movie was doing better with the critics

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:40 pm
by Kamino Neko
Granted. It gets so much critical acclaim, people who want an action flick write it off as artsy-fartsy crap, and it tanks even harder.

I wish for a Power Ring....

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:35 pm
by Lilianna
Granted. You stab that one kid from Captain Planet. You know, with the Power of Heart. Yup, and then you steal his ring. It's... pretty useless actually...

I wish for the shuttle to go up on Friday.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:09 am
by Adamas
Granted, however a pieces of the SRB lands in your neighbor's swimming pool.


I wish I had wings.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:13 am
by Azrael
Granted, you now have a life-time supply of Red Bull.



I wish my company would hurry up and hire someone so I can have my week-ends back.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:15 am
by Adamas
Granted, however it's your psycho-ex


I wish to RULE THE WORLD!!!

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:37 pm
by Gil Hamilton
Granted, however, that world is Mercury and you are ruler of a molten, radiation bathed crap sphere.

I wish that if this wish is granted, the post that grants it must be deleted.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:45 pm
by Lilianna
Granted, but the paradox you created destroys the time space continuum. Nice job breaking it, Gil.

I wish for a cupcake.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:29 am
by Gil Hamilton
Granted, but the cupcake is a self-referencing paradox cake that you can't handwave by linking to TVTropes.

I wish that student activity fees that I never use didn't apply to graduate students.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:50 pm
by Lilianna
Granted. Now you're required by law to attend each and every single student activity.

I wish my HTML was done for my project and I could move on to my CSS.