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Granted Aether. However he's name is Virgil.

I wish I had a K-9

Granted, you now have one of these:

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archi ... st-Dog.jpg


I wish my sunburn was gone (this can't end well )

Granted, you are now neck deep in a mudbath until your skin heals.

I wish my nephew was back home.

That wasn't so bad...I was expecting something more along the lines of my skin peeling off or something

Granted, your nephew comes back and eats you out of house and home!


I wish dinner would make itself tonight.

Granted, ..but it also eats itself.

I wish i had the ultimative gaming PC.

SP he's visiting me. I want him in his home.



Granted, however the Pentagon would like a word with you.


I want to see the multiverse.

oh, so it's the other way around


Granted, but.....http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre ... orever.jpg



I wish I could just fast forward to next Tuesday or so.

You miss out on oppurtunities which would have greatly improved your life and enlightened you and your loved one.

I wish red bull tasted AWESOME instead of like refridgerated cat puke.

First...how do you know what refridgerated cat puke tastes like?

Granted, however now everything else tastes like refridgerated dog puke.


I wish my ferret would quit stealing my boots.

Your ferret now owns them and wears them around.

I wish ferrets would stop stealing my cleavage spots

Granted, however however they now makes hammocks from your undies, while you wear them.


I wish I was 21 again

You are now the numbers 21. You star every so often in sesame street and the count keeps stalking you

You are now the numbers 21. You star every so often in sesame street and the count keeps stalking you

Edit: i wish i werent a double posting ceberus kitteh!

Granted. You're now a dog.

I wish I wasn't poor

Granted, your now a corperate CEO... however your company's name is Enron!


I wish I knew what to wish for.