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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:20 pm

Granted Aether. However he's name is Virgil. :D

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Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:35 am

Granted, you now have one of these:

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archi ... st-Dog.jpg


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:42 am

Granted, you are now neck deep in a mudbath until your skin heals. ;;)

I wish my nephew was back home.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:38 pm

That wasn't so bad...I was expecting something more along the lines of my skin peeling off or something :))

Granted, your nephew comes back and eats you out of house and home!


I wish dinner would make itself tonight. :p
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by TellusEidolon » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:52 pm

Granted, ..but it also eats itself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:00 am

SP he's visiting me. I want him in his home.
:p


Granted, however the Pentagon would like a word with you.


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Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Sideb(.)(.)bPlatypus » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:07 am

oh, so it's the other way around :))


Granted, but.....http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpre ... orever.jpg



I wish I could just fast forward to next Tuesday or so.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Tenjen » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:50 am

You miss out on oppurtunities which would have greatly improved your life and enlightened you and your loved one.

I wish red bull tasted AWESOME instead of like refridgerated cat puke.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:28 pm

First...how do you know what refridgerated cat puke tastes like?

Granted, however now everything else tastes like refridgerated dog puke.


I wish my ferret would quit stealing my boots.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Tenjen » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:53 pm

Your ferret now owns them and wears them around.

I wish ferrets would stop stealing my cleavage spots
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:24 pm

Granted, however however they now makes hammocks from your undies, while you wear them.


I wish I was 21 again
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Tenjen » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:44 pm

You are now the numbers 21. You star every so often in sesame street and the count keeps stalking you
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Tenjen » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:44 pm

You are now the numbers 21. You star every so often in sesame street and the count keeps stalking you

Edit: i wish i werent a double posting ceberus kitteh!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom » Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:33 pm

Granted. You're now a dog.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:04 pm

Granted, your now a corperate CEO... however your company's name is Enron!


I wish I knew what to wish for.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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