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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Some guy » Mon May 30, 2011 10:24 pm

Granted. All life on earth dies instantaneously. The world is now peaceful.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Mon May 30, 2011 11:31 pm

Dude. You just killed the game. It becomes a zombie and eats your brain.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by TellusEidolon » Tue May 31, 2011 8:37 am

Granted. It's replaced with lava though. :ymdevil:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Tue May 31, 2011 11:49 am

granted, however you stress so much about being on time your head explodes in a shower of grey jell-o


I wish I won the $300million lottery
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by TellusEidolon » Tue May 31, 2011 11:55 am

Mmm...jello.

Granted, however you lose the lottery ticket before getting a chance to retrieve the money.
Artificial does not mean obtuse! ~Uno from Paperinik's New Adventures.
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. ~Iroh
You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others. ~Tarquin
The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Tue May 31, 2011 2:53 pm

Damn, now I have to repay all my bad karma to get the ticket back.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Some guy » Tue May 31, 2011 10:15 pm

Looks like I'm not the only game-killer around here...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:23 am

Granted, however it's invisible so you never find it again.


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Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
And to keep for future reference: Image

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Some guy » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:47 am

Granted, but she's looking for your neighbours house.

That was hard to corrupt...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:53 am

Considering my neighbors are my 60+aunt and my married sister, seems unlikely. :D

Granted, however it's in a Nigerian bank account.


Hmmm I wish I had the batmobile.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
And to keep for future reference: Image

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by MarkMoriquendi » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:28 pm

granted, but the armour's on and you don.t have the remote deactivator.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:31 pm

Granted, sleeping beauty.

I wish I could afford living in my own apartment, while still getting along in my studies.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by MarkMoriquendi » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:34 pm

granted. You live in your own apartment, but it's like Dave's Apartment and you have to compete with loads of cockroaches

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:48 pm

Oh? Erm... one problem, there are no cockroaches in Iceland :p Two problems, really, I cannot comment on your wish, as I never read anything about TARDISes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by MarkMoriquendi » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:55 pm

there are now. They were specially imported

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