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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Fri May 06, 2011 3:42 am

Tesla was cool. Alas he died broke, alone and half-mad

Granted, however you sleep for 2000 years in your own feces.


I wish I was Infamous.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom » Tue May 10, 2011 8:13 pm

Granted. You infamous for being famous for being so nice

I wish my college would blow up
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Sat May 14, 2011 12:15 am

Granted, however you were sitting on the toilet hiding the bomb when it happened.


I wish my dog would quit chasing his own bollocks.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Azrael » Sat May 14, 2011 12:24 am

Granted. He starts chasing yours.

A little more income would be nice.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Sat May 14, 2011 1:50 am

Granted. However the IRS would like to speak to you about a certain stock transaction. :ymdevil:

I wish the PSN would hurry up.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
And to keep for future reference: Image

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom » Sat May 14, 2011 3:53 pm

Granted but it hurries so fast that it explodes

I wish Cloud 9 would call me back
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Guido » Sat May 14, 2011 6:51 pm

Granted but they insult you over the phone.

I wish Guild Wars 2 was released.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom » Fri May 20, 2011 7:28 pm

Granted but now it's about Barbie and her prom night

I really wish my boyfriend would ask me to marry him
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Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Guido » Fri May 20, 2011 7:41 pm

Granted but only on the condition that you marry in a mushroom outfit in a sewer.

I wish I could stop time for a few hours.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Fri May 20, 2011 8:08 pm

Granted but it only stops for you. Leaving you a statue in the street until ran over by a passing taxi.


I wish it wasn't so hot here.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
And to keep for future reference: Image

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Fri May 20, 2011 8:09 pm

Granted. You are now floating in a glacial lagoon.

I wish it weren't so cold here.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Fri May 20, 2011 8:11 pm

Granted, your now floating in the lava pool of a volcano.

I wish I was obscenely handsome.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
And to keep for future reference: Image

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Fri May 20, 2011 8:19 pm

Outside the game: You mean here? Sure, but the temperature is some -15°C.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom » Sat May 21, 2011 4:50 pm

ExplodingJoe wrote:Granted, you are never able to use currency to purchase anything but books.
Dude, that'd be a dream!

Granted but now you're followed around by annoying fan girls

I wish my life was more interesting
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
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I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch

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Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Sat May 21, 2011 8:46 pm

That's what fortresses are for :)


Granted, however it is in the Chinese meaning.

I wish for world peace.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
And to keep for future reference: Image

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