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Granted, you are never able to use currency to purchase anything but books.

I wish I could find a decent job

Granted, but now you have to clean the sperm and vomit in a titty bar...

I wish i could get out of my country.

Granted. You're now in a dirt-poor country with an exploding bubonic plague epidemic.

I wish I were as tall and athletic as LeBron James.

Granted. You've also got a glandular condition that makes you smell of Limburger perpetually, and leak a strange red liquid from your sweat glands whenever you work out.


... I wish I hadn't just put that image into my head.

Granted, but it only receded for another even more horrifying (that I will not dare mention).

I wish my life weren't dependent on drugs.

Granted, but now your life is dependent on the urine of a 175kg German nun named Brunhilda.



Hmmm I wish I was a cat.

Granted. You're gut is filled with tapeworm.


I wish the weather was sunny for a change.

Granted. You were sent to the planet Mercury.


I wish humans would love and respect one another.

Granted. You are the only human left.


I wish I were a doctor.

that's kinda twisted Ice I don't like myself that much


Granted, your a proctologist.


I wish to know the truth about Life, the Multi-verse, and Everything!

42. Now you have to figure out the question.


I wish I were a successful inventor.

Granted, Your Nikola Tesla.


I wish I was president.

Sure, you can be president, but your country is Zimbabwe.

Tesla is the coolest inventor of them all.


I wish I'd had a chance with the national team.

Granted, you've the chance to bed every member of your national team.

I wish i had telepathic powers.

My sport is athletics, so it'd be a co-ed orgy...

Your wish to read minds is granted, though. You can, however not choose not to hear something, and eventually go mad.


I wish I slept better.