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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:39 am
by ExplodingJoe
Granted, you are never able to use currency to purchase anything but books.
I wish I could find a decent job
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:35 pm
by Beelzebozo
Granted, but now you have to clean the sperm and vomit in a titty bar...
I wish i could get out of my country.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:22 am
by Paul
Granted. You're now in a dirt-poor country with an exploding bubonic plague epidemic.
I wish I were as tall and athletic as LeBron James.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:45 am
by Kamino Neko
Granted. You've also got a glandular condition that makes you smell of Limburger perpetually, and leak a strange red liquid from your sweat glands whenever you work out.
... I wish I hadn't just put that image into my head.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:45 am
by Iceman
Granted, but it only receded for another even more horrifying (that I will not dare mention).
I wish my life weren't dependent on drugs.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:54 am
by Adamas
Granted, but now your life is dependent on the urine of a 175kg German nun named Brunhilda.
Hmmm I wish I was a cat.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:15 am
by Iceman
Granted. You're gut is filled with tapeworm.
I wish the weather was sunny for a change.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:47 pm
by Adamas
Granted. You were sent to the planet Mercury.
I wish humans would love and respect one another.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:49 pm
by Iceman
Granted. You are the only human left.
I wish I were a doctor.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 12:52 pm
by Adamas
that's kinda twisted Ice I don't like myself that much
Granted, your a proctologist.
I wish to know the truth about Life, the Multi-verse, and Everything!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 1:00 pm
by Iceman
42. Now you have to figure out the question.
I wish I were a successful inventor.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:12 am
by Adamas
Granted, Your Nikola Tesla.
I wish I was president.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:24 am
by Iceman
Sure, you can be president, but your country is Zimbabwe.
Tesla is the coolest inventor of them all.
I wish I'd had a chance with the national team.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:54 am
by TellusEidolon
Granted, you've the chance to bed every member of your national team.
I wish i had telepathic powers.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:02 am
by Iceman
My sport is athletics, so it'd be a co-ed orgy...
Your wish to read minds is granted, though. You can, however not choose not to hear something, and eventually go mad.
I wish I slept better.