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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but they start to lose money at that price and go under in one year.

I wish I had enough money I could spend the rest of my life building a personal library and visiting this forum.
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Granted. You now are disabled and you can never leave your house.

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Granted, but it is attacked by a bunch of terrorists just before you arrive.

I wish I had laser eyes.
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Granted, but the lasers point inward.

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Granted, but now everyone starts pestering you to do all kinds of things for them.
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Granted... but you are unable to sample the chocolate candy due to being busy with stuff all the time.

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Granted. But they're all zombies. And they're coming for you, Barbra...er...Some Guy.

I wish I was a lesbian.

(I really just wanted to spread the earworm...)
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Barbra? what do you mean by barbra?

On topic: Granted. But you are brutally murdered by the only person who actually agrees with the westboro baptist church.

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Granted. But you're too sick to eat it.

I wish the world really did revolve around me. >_>

(And this is what I mean.)
I swear I will, I'll make you smile.

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Granted. You swell up until you have so much mass what's left of the universe begins to orbit you. Or however that actually works...

I wish I could actually crawl through a portal to the forumverse.

edit: finally managed to watch the video... computer is rather crappy with videos... I should probably watch more movies so I get references like that.
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Granted, but one of those turrets gets you.


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Granted. You have a diecast car.

I wish I had been born on Krypton.
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Granted... but you didn't get away when it blew up.

I wish I had more books times eight thousand.
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Granted, the floor gives out under the weight and ruins your house.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted but in getting both those gifts, people no longer enjoy your company because you become vain and intensive.

I wish I had money to buy some books
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
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I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch

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Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested

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