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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:29 pm

Granted but you wish for the runs

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Kamino Neko » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:40 pm

Granted. It gets so much critical acclaim, people who want an action flick write it off as artsy-fartsy crap, and it tanks even harder.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lilianna » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:35 pm

Granted. You stab that one kid from Captain Planet. You know, with the Power of Heart. Yup, and then you steal his ring. It's... pretty useless actually...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:09 am

Granted, however a pieces of the SRB lands in your neighbor's swimming pool.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Azrael » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:13 am

Granted, you now have a life-time supply of Red Bull.



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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:15 am

Granted, however it's your psycho-ex


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Gil Hamilton » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:37 pm

Granted, however, that world is Mercury and you are ruler of a molten, radiation bathed crap sphere.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lilianna » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Granted, but the paradox you created destroys the time space continuum. Nice job breaking it, Gil.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Gil Hamilton » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:29 am

Granted, but the cupcake is a self-referencing paradox cake that you can't handwave by linking to TVTropes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lilianna » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:50 pm

Granted. Now you're required by law to attend each and every single student activity.

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