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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by ExplodingJoe » Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:39 am

Granted, you are never able to use currency to purchase anything but books.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Beelzebozo » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:35 pm

Granted, but now you have to clean the sperm and vomit in a titty bar...

I wish i could get out of my country.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Paul » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:22 am

Granted. You're now in a dirt-poor country with an exploding bubonic plague epidemic.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Kamino Neko » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:45 am

Granted. You've also got a glandular condition that makes you smell of Limburger perpetually, and leak a strange red liquid from your sweat glands whenever you work out.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:45 am

Granted, but it only receded for another even more horrifying (that I will not dare mention).

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Thu May 05, 2011 2:54 am

Granted, but now your life is dependent on the urine of a 175kg German nun named Brunhilda.



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Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Thu May 05, 2011 10:15 am

Granted. You're gut is filled with tapeworm.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Thu May 05, 2011 12:47 pm

Granted. You were sent to the planet Mercury.


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Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Thu May 05, 2011 12:49 pm

Granted. You are the only human left.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Thu May 05, 2011 12:52 pm

that's kinda twisted Ice I don't like myself that much :ymdevil:


Granted, your a proctologist.


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Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Thu May 05, 2011 1:00 pm

42. Now you have to figure out the question.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Adamas » Fri May 06, 2011 12:12 am

Granted, Your Nikola Tesla.


I wish I was president.
Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"
Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Fri May 06, 2011 12:24 am

Sure, you can be president, but your country is Zimbabwe.

Tesla is the coolest inventor of them all. :D


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by TellusEidolon » Fri May 06, 2011 12:54 am

Granted, you've the chance to bed every member of your national team. :ymdevil:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Iceman » Fri May 06, 2011 1:02 am

My sport is athletics, so it'd be a co-ed orgy... :-bd

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