Corrupt-a-Wish

User-created and driven forum games for your entertainment.

Moderators: Don Alexander, midgetshrimp

Forum rules
Post Reply
User avatar
Kamino Neko
Screaming Nekomimi
Posts: 4701
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:03 am
Location: Moperville

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Kamino Neko »

Granted. You're fired as of now.

I wish I didn't ache.
I swear I will, I'll make you smile.

Original fiction by Neko: Heroes of Angel City (now in convenient (and edited) ebook form!). Kuchisake.
Top
User avatar
Lilianna
The Disappearing One
Posts: 2026
Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:57 pm
Location: Florida

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lilianna »

Granted. You're now on fire.

I wish I could murder cheerleaders and not get termed/imprisoned.
ImageHEAD TECHNOLOGIST and GUARDIAN OF THE "THRONE".Image

CHIEF PROPHET OF CACAO, THE LORD AND GOD OF CHOCOLATIANITY

FSU Class of 2014!
Ailith wrote:Yes, it was intimate, it was passionate, it was sensual, and it ended with a few orgasms. So yeah, counts as sex to me.
Top
User avatar
Radbaron
Forum FlyBoy
Posts: 5459
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:23 pm
Location: North Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada, North America, Erp, Sol System, Saggitarius Arm, Milky Way Galaxy
Contact:
Contact Radbaron

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Radbaron »

Granted: The murdered cheerleaders come back the next day as zombies, and you forgot the number one rule of ZombieLand.

I wish I had my old head of hair (when I was 18)
Red Corsair of Questionable European Nobility.
And I need an avatar. <fixed>
668 , Neighbour of the Beast

Image
Top
User avatar
Lilianna
The Disappearing One
Posts: 2026
Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:57 pm
Location: Florida

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lilianna »

Granted. A time traveler rips your hair off your 18 year old self's head by the scalp and makes a toupee for your current self.

I wish my oatmeal didn't taste disgusting.
ImageHEAD TECHNOLOGIST and GUARDIAN OF THE "THRONE".Image

CHIEF PROPHET OF CACAO, THE LORD AND GOD OF CHOCOLATIANITY

FSU Class of 2014!
Ailith wrote:Yes, it was intimate, it was passionate, it was sensual, and it ended with a few orgasms. So yeah, counts as sex to me.
Top
BlairFan
Yap Yap Sycophant
Posts: 7788
Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:04 pm

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by BlairFan »

Granted, but now it's too hot.
I wish I had a lemon tree.
Top
User avatar
Some guy
Posts: 789
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:09 pm
Location: Omnipresent. Observing all.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Some guy »

Granted, but it is diseased.

I wish I had a laptop.
I know things. It's the only thing I know how to do.

You should fear me. Why do you not fear me?
Top
User avatar
Lighthawk
Killer GM
Posts: 2828
Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:27 pm
Location: Where the dice fall...

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lighthawk »

Granted, but it can only run DOS

I wish I had more pizza.
Holder of the Elder Scepter of Ebilnes, Elected Supreme Ruler
"Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!" -Twilight Sparkle, to her future self.
Yira wrote:Whatever, labels are stupid. ...Unless it's a label gun, then we're talking tons of fun. "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! ...This is an awesome bar stool, but you can have it."
Top
User avatar
mac2
Posts: 1321
Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:17 pm
Location: 13 miles south of the Mason-Dixon line

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by mac2 »

Granted. It's topped with anchovies and habenaro peppers.

I wish the weather would stay the way it is now until spring.
Yes, it is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you

Everything is significant until proven otherwise.
Top
User avatar
Lighthawk
Killer GM
Posts: 2828
Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:27 pm
Location: Where the dice fall...

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Lighthawk »

I'd actually eat that.

Granted, the bugs come out early, multiply like crazy, and swarm everything

I wish I would stop putting things off until the last moment.
Holder of the Elder Scepter of Ebilnes, Elected Supreme Ruler
"Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!" -Twilight Sparkle, to her future self.
Yira wrote:Whatever, labels are stupid. ...Unless it's a label gun, then we're talking tons of fun. "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! ...This is an awesome bar stool, but you can have it."
Top
User avatar
Miss Vavavavoom
Posts: 1710
Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:23 am
Location: Oz, living in the Emerald City with the Scarecrow as my sugar daddy
Contact:
Contact Miss Vavavavoom

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Miss Vavavavoom »

Granted but now you have no time for yourself.

I wish me and my boyfriend had more time to spend together.
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
Liquor, liqour lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Resident burlesque queen and sex kitten.
Looking for an artist for my comic! Please message me if you are interested
Top
User avatar
Don Alexander
Dr. Ebil SithMod
Posts: 28238
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:26 am
Location: Under the arms of the ancient oak, where daylight hangs by a lunar noose...

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Don Alexander »

Granted, but you grow to hate each other be being too near.

I wish to lose most of my upcoming eBay auctions!
ImageImage
Sithlord of the Sithling and best customer of McLovecraft's Image, in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business
Moderations in GREEN and signed by the DAMNed. I am not anonymous! Also, MODSMACK!! Image
Winner of the... 2010 Kilopost FRANKIE; 2010 Mad March Nom Off; 2010 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2010 Fan-Thing Contest; 2010 Mimic Contest (tied); 2011 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2011 Contest-for-the-next-Contest (tied)
Top
User avatar
Kamino Neko
Screaming Nekomimi
Posts: 4701
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:03 am
Location: Moperville

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Kamino Neko »

Granted. You lose all but one. That one happens to be an auction for a lifetime supply of cazu marzu that you accidentally clicked on, and never noticed to unselect.

I wish I had the money to do eBay...
I swear I will, I'll make you smile.

Original fiction by Neko: Heroes of Angel City (now in convenient (and edited) ebook form!). Kuchisake.
Top
User avatar
Don Alexander
Dr. Ebil SithMod
Posts: 28238
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:26 am
Location: Under the arms of the ancient oak, where daylight hangs by a lunar noose...

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Don Alexander »

Granted. You do. You become so addicted you soon go totally into debt.

I wish my above wish had been granted! :(

(Seriously. I had inadvertantly bid for a German Ravnica tournament pack display, "indavertent" in the sense that I only later realized it was German. :ymsick: It was 56 Euros, a price I could live with, until 10 seconds before the end of the auction, when it went up to 84... ~X( Also, got a Champions of Kamigawa Precon display for 35 Euros, exactly the price of my maximum bid, again, it had been 16 Euros until a few seconds before the end... :-L Only good new is getting single Urza's Legacy booster for 7 Euros, but I'm expecting a crap rare... =(( )
ImageImage
Sithlord of the Sithling and best customer of McLovecraft's Image, in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business
Moderations in GREEN and signed by the DAMNed. I am not anonymous! Also, MODSMACK!! Image
Winner of the... 2010 Kilopost FRANKIE; 2010 Mad March Nom Off; 2010 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2010 Fan-Thing Contest; 2010 Mimic Contest (tied); 2011 Joker Cleavage Contest; 2011 Contest-for-the-next-Contest (tied)
Top
User avatar
GothPoet
Non-Entity
Posts: 3477
Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:30 pm
Location: The Boondocks (aka West Virginia)
Contact:
Contact GothPoet

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by GothPoet »

Don Alexander wrote:Seriously. I had inadvertantly bid for a German Ravnica tournament pack display, "indavertent" in the sense that I only later realized it was German.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you German? /:)

On topic:

Granted, you retroactively lose the auctions, but your rating tanks so much that you can never buy on eBay again.

I wish I had the money to buy out my Amazon wish lists.
“It’s not an adventure if you don’t lose your shorts” - Hunter Gruntman (Klaus Besser)

No! That would be absurd! My whims are titanic in scope!
Top
User avatar
Paul
Posts: 4288
Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:26 am
Location: Humble hewn-from-a-small-cliff living quarters deep in Mink Hollow

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Paul »

Granted, but everything on your wish list is no longer available.

I wish Amazon had what I wanted at a price easily affordable for me.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Games”