(Lame) Pirate Joke Game
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:54 pm
I was browsing the web for some random jokes when I came across a joke that reminded me of the Halloween pic from Piratess:
What do pirates call a cute wench?
Aye Candy.
So I came up with this idea:
post your favorite (lame) Pirate jokes.
I'll start off with ten of them to get you guys and gals in the mood.
Why are pirates affraid of corners?
S'currrrrrrrvey!
Why didn't pirates finish school?
When reciting the alphabet the teachers disagreed on the existence of 7 C's!
It has 8 legs, 8 eyes, 8 arms.
8 Pirates.
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
What did the 86 year old pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrrthritis.
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot.
What's a pirate's favorite music?
Arrrr 'n B!
What did the pirate say when his peg leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
Why is pirating addictive?
Once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Do you know more pirate jokes?
Neither do Ayyyyyee!
What do pirates call a cute wench?
Aye Candy.
So I came up with this idea:
post your favorite (lame) Pirate jokes.
I'll start off with ten of them to get you guys and gals in the mood.
Why are pirates affraid of corners?
S'currrrrrrrvey!
Why didn't pirates finish school?
When reciting the alphabet the teachers disagreed on the existence of 7 C's!
It has 8 legs, 8 eyes, 8 arms.
8 Pirates.
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
What did the 86 year old pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrrthritis.
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot.
What's a pirate's favorite music?
Arrrr 'n B!
What did the pirate say when his peg leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
Why is pirating addictive?
Once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Do you know more pirate jokes?
Neither do Ayyyyyee!