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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by Azrael » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:16 am

*makes incredible leap over the fench to bring him back in* "You're out!"
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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by Tenjen » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:54 am

Unfurls and wrestles with azrael*
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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by Azrael » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 am

Wait, when did this become my thread? /:) Hell no, you damn kids get offa my lawn! :ymtongue:
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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by 'J' » Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:42 pm

when you gave a better answer to a question than tenjen, thus defeating him. you are also legally entitled to his lands and his women, but the paperwork on those is caught up in processing and may take eight to ten weeks to go through.

if he wants it back, he'll have to best you in the same manner.

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Post by Blissfull Wulf » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:27 pm

How many dogs have you made regret chasing you?
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Post by Retiarius » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:30 am

Heh. Even I can answer that: all of them. :P
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Post by 'J' » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:46 am

if elected president, what steps will your administration take to secure our strategic condiment reserves, in light of the recent canadian national tragedy?

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Post by Azrael » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:52 am

Blissfull Wulf wrote:How many dogs have you made regret chasing you?
See Retiarius' answer. No dog has ever chased me twice at any rate.
'J' wrote:if elected president, what steps will your administration take to secure our strategic condiment reserves, in light of the recent canadian national tragedy?
I would work to secure a strong tri-partisan agreement with the Mouse Collective and the Hounds of Roofdrak to keep a close, vigilant watch on America's precious flavouring resources.
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Post by MuchachoNL » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:09 pm

Tenjen wrote: ALl my game or account nicks are words related to celestial in an erroneous manner one way or another.

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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by 'J' » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:59 am

We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by Azrael » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:13 am

We can not know one way or the other. In a glass tank or a mobile meat sack, it is still your choice in any given situation, either to open your arms with love, or to raise your fist in hate. In any form, your life's worth is what you choose make of it, by thought and deed.
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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by 'J' » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:55 pm

ok then.

have you seen my keys anywhere?

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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by Azrael » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:14 pm

In the bowl by the door.
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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by 'J' » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:57 pm

no, my other keys.

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Re: Ask Azrael Kitteh

Post by GypsyLyric » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:42 pm

Hrrrmmm.... There's an Azrael that I used to role play with -looks suspiciously- but.... no.... it couldn't be the same person. [-(
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