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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by BlairFan » Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:46 pm

J. Edgar... in your pants.

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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Azrael » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:21 am

The Rat Race...in your pants
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Adamas » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:27 am

The History of the World...In my pants. :p

Young Frankenstein...in your pants.

Spaceballs...in your pants.
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by BlairFan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:28 pm

The Way We Were... in your pants.

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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Tenjen » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:12 pm

Lolita....
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by BlairFan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:16 pm

The Public Enemy... in your pants.

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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Azrael » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:40 pm

MacGruff the Crime Dog...in you pants
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Tenjen » Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:33 pm

Scoot Dooby doo! Where are you?
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Post by Ecchi-Spud » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:08 am

Dr. Strangelove -OR- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb . . . in your pants. (Actually, not too far away from the original. :-? )
Galaxy Quest . . . in your pants. ("Never give up, never surrender!")
The Thing . . . in your pants. (Do I really need to comment on this?)
They Live . . . in your pants. ('Nuff said.)
Big Trouble in Little China . . . in your pants. (Okay, enough w/ the John Carpenter flicks.)
Army of Darkness . . . in your pants. ("You see this? This . . . is my BOOMSTICK!!")
Iron Man . . . in your pants. (Tony Stark would likely approve.)
Battlestar Galactica . . . in your pants. (At least that's what Gaius said.)
Major League . . . in your pants. (That's what Charlie said, years ago.)
Two and a Half Men . . . in your pants. (That's what Charlie said, much more recently.)
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Azrael » Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:39 am

Soldier...in your pants.
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Tenjen » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:01 pm

Realm of the senses...in your pants.
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Ecchi-Spud » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:46 am

MythBusters . . . in your pants. (insert "Big Boom" comment here)
60 Minutes . . . in your pants. (cue Billy Ward and the Dominoes)
Animaniacs . . . in your pants. (They DO have baloney in their slacks . . .)
Star Trek . . . in your pants. (Or rather, James T. Kirk's. :YMALIEN: )
Knight Rider . . . in your pants. (Or rather, the Hoff's.)
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In . . . your pants. (You bet your bippy!!)
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Azrael » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:17 am

The Big Bang Theory...in your pants.
How I Met Your Mother...in your pants.
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter...in your pants.
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Ecchi-Spud » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:07 pm

Close Encounters of the Third Kind . . . in your pants. (Two words: rectal probe)
Jaws . . . in your pants. (Ouch.)
1941 . . . in your pants. (HOLLYWOOD!! BANZAI!!!)
Raiders of the Lost Ark . . . in your pants. (No comment)
Howard the Duck . . . in your pants. (Wait- How did that get there? Spielberg wasn't involved w/ that!)
Jurasshashadit Park . . . in your pants. (IIRC, that was the MAD Magazine parody)
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Re: In your pants Jokes

Post by Azrael » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:16 am

Let the Right One In...your pants
Let Me In...your pants

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