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The 300 Spartans...in your pants.
The Giant of Marathon...in your pants.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly...in your pants.
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.

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My Left Foot...In your pants.

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Little big soldier... in your pants. (Chinese movie with Jackie Chan)
Drunken Master... in your pants.
Tremors... in your pants.
Freudian Slip: When you say one thing, but mean your mother... err... another.
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BlairFan wrote:My Left Foot...In your pants.
Okay Red. :p

That '70s Show...in your pants
The Incredible Hulk...in your pants
Drive Angry...in your pants
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.

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Life Is Beautiful... in your pants.
A Beautiful Mind... in your pants.
My Beautiful Launderette... in your pants.

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Vanishing Point...in your pants
Gumball Rally...in your pants
Duel...in your pants
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy

politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.

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Some Like It Hot . . . in your pants. (ahh, Marilyn . . . )
Saturday Night Fever . . . in your pants. (or rather, Tony Manero's)
A Fistful of Dollars . . . in your pants. (When's payday?)
For a Few Dollars More . . . in your pants. (When will they ever pay subs more?)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly . . . in your pants. (No comment.)
The Third Man . . . in your pants. (Ditto.)
Three Kings . . . in your pants. (REPEAT!)
Kick-Ass . . . in your pants. (**** Yeah!)
Flash Gordon . . . in your pants. (SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE, BABY!!)
Hot Fuzz . . . in your pants. ( ~X( )
High and Low . . . in your pants. (Daddy's Little Blue Helper may work for that.)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon . . . in your pants. ( ;) )

And a couple that only needs a slight modification (omit the extra "in"):
Let the Right One In . . . your pants. (I'd put the Swedish title, but I don't know what "your pants" would be.)
Let Me In . . . your pants. (American remake)


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The Devil's Disciple... in your pants.
The Devil In Miss Jones... in your pants.
Rosemary's Baby... in your pants.

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Home Alone ... In Your Pants.
“It’s not an adventure if you don’t lose your shorts” - Hunter Gruntman (Klaus Besser)

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A Touch of Frost... in your pants.
Inspector Morse... in your pants.
Chloe: Desire can be Dangerous... in your pants.
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The skin stretched and tanned, the striped suit sown into the flesh itself, the killer donned a new body, giggling to no one, "Wears Waldo."
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The Squid and the Whale... in your pants.

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Murder She Wrote in your pants
Dark Knight in your pants
Hello Dolly in your pants
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
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Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink
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Valley of the Dolls... in your pants.

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Outbreak ... In Your Pants.
Deep Impact ... In Your Pants.
The Invasion ... In Your Pants.
“It’s not an adventure if you don’t lose your shorts” - Hunter Gruntman (Klaus Besser)

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A Doll's House ... In Your Pants.

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