In your pants Jokes
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J. Edgar... in your pants.
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The Rat Race...in your pants
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
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The History of the World...In my pants.
Young Frankenstein...in your pants.
Spaceballs...in your pants.
Young Frankenstein...in your pants.
Spaceballs...in your pants.
A good friend comforts you and talks you down when you are angry. A best friend skips along side you, carrying a baseball bat, and chanting, ‘Somebody’s gonna get it!"Aquila89 wrote:It's really nice how a conversation about linguistics overlaps with a debate about strap-ons.
And to keep for future reference:Chelvo56 wrote:Sorry, but when the sentence "It is wrong to go into a foreign country, take out your weapon and enforce your will there", coming from an US-diplomat, was generallly laughed at, you might want to think why.
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The Way We Were... in your pants.
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Lolita....
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The Public Enemy... in your pants.
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MacGruff the Crime Dog...in you pants
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
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Scoot Dooby doo! Where are you?
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Dr. Strangelove -OR- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb . . . in your pants. (Actually, not too far away from the original. )
Galaxy Quest . . . in your pants. ("Never give up, never surrender!")
The Thing . . . in your pants. (Do I really need to comment on this?)
They Live . . . in your pants. ('Nuff said.)
Big Trouble in Little China . . . in your pants. (Okay, enough w/ the John Carpenter flicks.)
Army of Darkness . . . in your pants. ("You see this? This . . . is my BOOMSTICK!!")
Iron Man . . . in your pants. (Tony Stark would likely approve.)
Battlestar Galactica . . . in your pants. (At least that's what Gaius said.)
Major League . . . in your pants. (That's what Charlie said, years ago.)
Two and a Half Men . . . in your pants. (That's what Charlie said, much more recently.)
Galaxy Quest . . . in your pants. ("Never give up, never surrender!")
The Thing . . . in your pants. (Do I really need to comment on this?)
They Live . . . in your pants. ('Nuff said.)
Big Trouble in Little China . . . in your pants. (Okay, enough w/ the John Carpenter flicks.)
Army of Darkness . . . in your pants. ("You see this? This . . . is my BOOMSTICK!!")
Iron Man . . . in your pants. (Tony Stark would likely approve.)
Battlestar Galactica . . . in your pants. (At least that's what Gaius said.)
Major League . . . in your pants. (That's what Charlie said, years ago.)
Two and a Half Men . . . in your pants. (That's what Charlie said, much more recently.)
Many thanks to Raamyah for the avvie!!!!
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Soldier...in your pants.
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politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
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Realm of the senses...in your pants.
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MythBusters . . . in your pants. (insert "Big Boom" comment here)
60 Minutes . . . in your pants. (cue Billy Ward and the Dominoes)
Animaniacs . . . in your pants. (They DO have baloney in their slacks . . .)
Star Trek . . . in your pants. (Or rather, James T. Kirk's. )
Knight Rider . . . in your pants. (Or rather, the Hoff's.)
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In . . . your pants. (You bet your bippy!!)
60 Minutes . . . in your pants. (cue Billy Ward and the Dominoes)
Animaniacs . . . in your pants. (They DO have baloney in their slacks . . .)
Star Trek . . . in your pants. (Or rather, James T. Kirk's. )
Knight Rider . . . in your pants. (Or rather, the Hoff's.)
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In . . . your pants. (You bet your bippy!!)
Many thanks to Raamyah for the avvie!!!!
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The Big Bang Theory...in your pants.
How I Met Your Mother...in your pants.
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter...in your pants.
How I Met Your Mother...in your pants.
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter...in your pants.
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
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Close Encounters of the Third Kind . . . in your pants. (Two words: rectal probe)
Jaws . . . in your pants. (Ouch.)
1941 . . . in your pants. (HOLLYWOOD!! BANZAI!!!)
Raiders of the Lost Ark . . . in your pants. (No comment)
Howard the Duck . . . in your pants. (Wait- How did that get there? Spielberg wasn't involved w/ that!)
Jurasshashadit Park . . . in your pants. (IIRC, that was the MAD Magazine parody)
Jaws . . . in your pants. (Ouch.)
1941 . . . in your pants. (HOLLYWOOD!! BANZAI!!!)
Raiders of the Lost Ark . . . in your pants. (No comment)
Howard the Duck . . . in your pants. (Wait- How did that get there? Spielberg wasn't involved w/ that!)
Jurasshashadit Park . . . in your pants. (IIRC, that was the MAD Magazine parody)
Many thanks to Raamyah for the avvie!!!!
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Let the Right One In...your pants
Let Me In...your pants
Let Me In...your pants
Grand Low Maker of Mischief, Claw of Chaos, Fang of Anarchy
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.
politics: n. pl. from the Grk polis, meaning many, and the OE ticia, meaning blood sucking insects.