Corrupt-a-Wish

[Lilianna]

Granted. You are now mute.

*points to my above wish*

[Swayambhu]

Granted. Now you have an exclamation point.

Best granted wish so far!

[Lilianna]

Granted. Now you have an exclamation point.

Best granted wish so far!

Thank you, thank you.

[Alisonchan]

Granted. When the tests are being handed out, a small, wandering group of plaugue carrying midgets rush the classroom and beat everyone to an unrecognizable state. Those who survive the beating now carry the plaugue. Unchecked, it spreads quickly and levels the local population. All of your loved ones die.

I wish were able to have sex more often.

[Asaryu]

Granted: You are now a bunny.

I wish I could see Boy #2

[midgetshrimp]

Granted, but you have to wait, and it becomes too much so you start swimming for it.

I wish the weather will be spectacular this weekend.

[Asaryu]

Granted. A hurtling meteor makes quite a spectacle.

I wish I had more time.

[cyanide_sweet]

You are magically granted the ability to live forever aside from accidents, and tomorrow you are hit by a bus.

I wish for a certain someone to have horrible revenge exacted upon them.

[Alisonchan]

The revenge is exacted, but the DNA evidence somehow leads back to you. After a six year long court case, with many threats being made on your life and your family's well-being put into jeopardy, you are finally sentenced to life in jail.

I wish potato chips were good for you.

[Ithilion]

granted, potato chips are a miracle cure for everything, but pharmaceutical companies manage to outlaw them

i wish i could grant wishes

[Asaryu]

Granted: but now you have, as they say, phenomenon cosmic powers, and an itty bitty little living space. Have fun in the lamp, mister.

I wish I could learn easier.

[LadySheDevil]

Granted, but your superior learning abilities cause your head to expand exponentially so that you must be wheeled on a trolley upside-down for the rest of your life.

I wish I could make everyone happy.

[Dirty n Evil]

I wish I could make everyone happy.

Granted - you are involved in a never ending love puddle, which while at first is quite a lot of fun leaves you unable to sleep and you die from exhaustion... with a wide grin on your face. ;)

I wish I could carry on intelligent conversations with my cat Saskia so I could know more eloquently what she's thinking.

[Ithilion]

granted, you can now understand your cat perfectly and find out it has been trying to kill you since day one

i wish i was not so lazy

[Pneumonica]

Granted. Mania engulfs you like you were a speed freak who mixed in some crystal meth. Your heart eventually explodes after twelve days of pathological bathroom-scrubbing.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.