Kirei when angry

[Adamas]

And now by the magic of internet-quantum physics, there is an erotic alternate history story about a gay Vlad Dracula... I'm gonna check my tea for foreign substances now...

[Fen]

actually.

Vlad Tepes (se relateaza ca impreuna cu fratele sau Radu, Vlad Tepes a fost violat la Adrianopole la curtea sultanului Murat al 2-lea ca pedeapsa pentru nesupunerea fata de imperiu provocandu-i acestuia traume si ajungandu-se sa fie acuzat de Biserica de ,,spurcata sodomie” pentru ca viola la randul sau prizonierii otomani),

translation: Vlad Tepes(it's told that, along with his brother Radu, Vlad Tepes was raped in Adrianopole in Murat the IInd's court as punishment for disobeying the empire, which left Vlad Tepes traumatised. Eventually, he was accused by the Church of"Damned Sodomy" for raping Otoman prisoners).

Though more obviously revenge than homosexuality, Vlad the Impaler did have sexual intercourse with men.

Yep. Dracula had gay encounters.

[HollyG]

you have brought me happiness
Thank You!

[Bear]

so he's the one responsible for the Twilight vampires!

[DrunkenGator]

Hrm. I guess I learned something today. ...wait... disobeying the Ottoman Empire led to 'surprise buttsecks!'? This is the kind of thing I'd expect from the Spanish Inquisition...

[Don Alexander]

Dem guys, dey got medieval on your asses!

*flees*

[HollyG]

so he's the one responsible for the Twilight vampires!

meh?
they're Gay?!

[DrunkenGator]

@Holly I'm as confused as you about that. I read about 80% of Twilight before I burned it, but I'm pretty sure that even though they have skin that Liberace would have used for a jacket, they are decidedly not gay.

Anne Rice's vampires, on the other hand...
And I realize some of it may be more a product of the times the characters lived in, but STILL*...

(*Note{Do I REALLY have to make this note?}: I have no problem with the GLBT community. As long as none of the guys hit on me, we're cool.)

[Bear]

Gah.. people can't get a joke about them being sparklie and decidedly unvampire like....

[DrunkenGator]

Trust me... I got it, Bear. Hence the Liberace reference. But I prefer not to talk about ...them. I believe if you read Stephen King's opinion of them, that's about where I stand. She can't really write, but I can see where the appeal lies.

*drags topic back on track*
I'm more with Cleo on this one, then again I happen to enjoy history.

[Bear]

Give me a proper Bram Stoker Dracula please. Even a 'Buffy' vampire is better then twilight, and I mean the origional movie ones.

[Don Alexander]

I read about 80% of Twilight before I burned it

[Adamas]

Wow you got that far?

[DrunkenGator]

@Adamas Unfortunately. I consider myself of honesty, integrity, and fairness. I wasn't going to simply dislike Twilight just because it was rampantly popular with the pre-teen to early college girls or it was more popular with my age and gender to dislike it. I wanted a legitimate reason. A little after sparkly vampire baseball, I gave up hope. I've read (and possibly written) fanfics of better caliber. But again, I honestly do see why it appeals to the groups that it does.

Back on to the SB topic:
I just noticed exactly how full-figured Cleo is. And I approve of it *
*this message paid for by 'Eat a Damn Sandwich, Women!' Committee for Better Female Body Image. Remember: Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Paige, and Holly aren't/weren't Size 0's... and look how smexy they are!...great, Jim's going to hurt me now, ain't he?