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What is that smell!?

Postby Paul » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:21 am

New Pangur Ban strip!

http://schoolbites.net/d/20120608.html

Oooo, that smell!
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooo that smell!
The smell that surrounds you!
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Ravenhull » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:35 am

Cat farts are evil.... Had one of mine jump on my desk and suddenly too a shot right at me... Swear I think he thought he was a skunk on a mission.... :ymsick: 8-X
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby yiraheerai » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:58 am

Dad and the dog play this game with me a lot. :))

It's sad when you can smell it across the living room.
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Azrael » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:41 am

Yeah, generally when an animal breaks wind one wants to be in the next County. :ymsick:
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby homeslice » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:00 am

Pet farts are the worst.
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Rocky » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:35 am

We've had a few cats and I don't remember any of them having foul-smelling farts but one of my step-brothers has a Staffordshire terrier that has the wind of death! The really comical thing is it bothers him as well. After the smell starts to percolate he'll look round as if to say "Who dropped that?" before leaving the room in disgust! :)
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Raze1138 » Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:01 pm

Ah yes, the mighty cat fart. My family used to have a female Siamese that when my father was sleeping, would back her butt right up to his nose and let one rip.
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Teemo » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:35 pm

gas bag pangur strikes again!!!!
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Adamas » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:14 pm

Paul wrote:Oooo, that smell!
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooo that smell!
The smell that surrounds you!


I Cuss thee Paul! For reading my mind hours before I read the comic! :p

Raze1138 wrote:Ah yes, the mighty cat fart. My family used to have a female Siamese that when my father was sleeping, would back her butt right up to his nose and let one rip.



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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Don Alexander » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:39 pm

I protest! This is against the Geneva convention!
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby BlairFan » Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:32 pm

Lighting a match can help- it burns that kind of gas off.
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Re: What is that smell!?

Postby Stonefoot » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:55 pm

I have heard of guys of a 'certain maturity level' having contests which involve dropping your pants and farting in the direction of a lit match to see how big a 'fireball' you can produce. If it's really impressive, it may burn the hair off your ass. This, naturally, is vastly amusing to the other contestants. (Consumption of large amounts of beer is likely to be involved.)
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