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Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:12 am
by Jason Waltrip
New Strip! Charity runs the numbers on what is happening to Teddy and delivers the bad news to Chloe, Alchemy and Abby.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:15 am
by Passing Through
Oh. Oh dear.

More blood injection then? Destabilise things?

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:21 am
by Cortez
So what i'm getting here is that God is a mix of all of that too? They are both Man & Woman, Life & Death and Divine and Infernal?

And i'm guessing Teddi won't die, but everything else on earth will. Big bang implies nowhere on earth will be safe.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:39 am
by vampire hunter D
so....get him...uh, her?...uh, it?...uh, zie?....oh who the heaven knows at this point...well, point is get that off earth


what is minimum safe distance for surviving a divine ascendance anyway?

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:46 am
by Cortez
Hey, if Teddy becomes a God, is the contract null and void?

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:47 am
by Hyper Magi
Okay, "Fallen Floozie" is a good one.


As for safe distance... well Al suggested getting out of town would be safe.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:49 am
by OllieOrOlly
Huh, if it was that easy to make a god, I wonder why there isn't a precedent? I suppose each of the supernatural realms kept fairly segregated, so nobody had the chance to perform such an experiment... Still, makes the chaotic evils of the reality seem really lax.
We've yet to see anything of the actual God, if it actually exists in this series. Though it seems plausible if both divine and infernal intervention would cooperate to stop the cataclysm.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:53 am
by FuzzyFace
We seem to have established that THE God exists (in the angels' perspective), and also a number of pagan deities, including Artemis and Hecate.

I do have to admit: Teddy ascending to join a pantheon was not one of my guesses for how this ends. But if Charity recognizes the conditions, it would seem to have happened before. Maybe she'll even know what precautions to take.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:03 am
by Alexander Collins
Cortez wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:46 am
Hey, if Teddy becomes a God, is the contract null and void?
Probably. Hell, with the way the story is going, Teddi becoming a god will probably make Chloe his/her/their/it's love slave :-\

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:20 am
by Cortez
Hyper Magi wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:47 am
Okay, "Fallen Floozie" is a good one.


As for safe distance... well Al suggested getting out of town would be safe.
But if it's a big bang, that realistically would not be enough.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:00 am
by Tython
Now the show is really getting interesting.....now where did I put my Caramel Corn.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:06 am
by ChattaStarhawk
OK, Big Bada-Boom! Time to move Teddi out of this universe/dimension into a empty one until s/he settles down into a final form and can keep the godly level of energy from blowing everything away.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:21 am
by brasca
Cortez wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:20 am
Hyper Magi wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:47 am
Okay, "Fallen Floozie" is a good one.


As for safe distance... well Al suggested getting out of town would be safe.
But if it's a big bang, that realistically would not be enough.
Alchemy's Diepod only had a projected death toll above 50,000 so as big bangs go that's about the equivalent of an A-bomb, but not an H-bomb and certainly not the big bang that created this universe.

Good to see at least one person in this group figure out what's happening. It's strange that there aren't more people on the scene. I would think Artemis Academy's radar would be going off the scale

I know there was some discussion about this earlier, but now I know what kind of god Teddi reminds me of, Li, the Centauri goddess of passion. http://babylon5.wikia.com/wiki/Li

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:28 am
by Mr Picky
Is this basically the plot of Bloodbourne?

Re: Dangerously Chloe 16-08-18 Turning into a God

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:43 am
by Error of Logic
Well, we kind of saw this coming.

The safest way to deal with this does seem to kick Teddi into the void and let it (for lack of a better gender pronoun) finish maturing there.
When it's done, it can make a dimension where it can live in peace with concubine Chloe and whoever else.

Man, this comic started out as a twisted take on OMG, and it's still on track, it seems; Keiichi was offered godhood so he could be with Belldandy forever; Teddi got it through pure stupidity and good intentions. (And we know where those lead to.)

Slah-Stab is going to be mighty displeased if deity Teddi shows up on her doorstep to pick up Chloe's paperwork - and hopefully a little scared.