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Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:20 am
by Jason Waltrip
New Strip! In a fit of anger, Teddy kicks Chloe out of the house!

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:30 am
by Passing Through
Now there's something that should have been done years ago. Odd timing with the smiling Pandora... presumably she's off fetching angel blood, but... it's still a bit weird.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:38 am
by FuzzyFace
Huh. Serious drama, there.

And yeah, Pandora, driving an angel weak with post-coital recovery, while holding on to the hypodermic during the act....

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:09 am
by Hescotti
I think Pandora's thinking "Finally! No need to hold back anymore. Now I can get my best friend back on the right track."

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:18 am
by Insectoid
Yikes. :-o

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:26 am
by Cortez
Passing Through wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:30 am
Now there's something that should have been done years ago. Odd timing with the smiling Pandora... presumably she's off fetching angel blood, but... it's still a bit weird.
.....Blood isn't the bodily fluids she's extracting from that Angel.

Also, it would be extremely hypocritical if he doesn't give Pandora an earful too. I mean, she torments him on purpose.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:31 am
by odalzara
really? drama? now?
c'mon dave, it's a little to late for that
this comic just jumped the shark in the cringiest way possible

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:00 am
by Conan_Edogawa
....you all do realize that Pandora is only in the bottom LEFT panel, and the smile on the right is Sgt. Slashstab, right? this is probably the price Abby had to pay in her contract.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:08 am
by BioYuGi
That's why you can't have two black characters with moles.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:22 am
by detrius
Conan_Edogawa wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:00 am
....you all do realize that Pandora is only in the bottom LEFT panel, and the smile on the right is Sgt. Slashstab, right? this is probably the price Abby had to pay in her contract.
Yeah, you can easily tell them apart by the hairstyle.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:29 am
by BrianX
On the upside, Abby did successfully make herself shorter, so she'll probably be able to look normal... eventually.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:54 am
by brasca
Cortez wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:26 am
Passing Through wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:30 am
Now there's something that should have been done years ago. Odd timing with the smiling Pandora... presumably she's off fetching angel blood, but... it's still a bit weird.
.....Blood isn't the bodily fluids she's extracting from that Angel.

Also, it would be extremely hypocritical if he doesn't give Pandora an earful too. I mean, she torments him on purpose.
True, but she's legally married to Teddi's father so eviction is unlikely.

This was truly hard to read, but I sympathize. Teddi has put up with a lot and the straw that broke the back was what happened to Abby.

It looks like Pandora has a syringe so she's probably going to come back with angel blood. He could give it to Abby to see if it might reverse the process, but since it could also kill her Teddi will probably try experimenting with it first. Hope there's enough.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:02 am
by Conan_Edogawa
BrianX wrote:
Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:29 am
On the upside, Abby did successfully make herself shorter, so she'll probably be able to look normal... eventually.
no, she's just curled up in a fetal position and covering her ears.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:34 am
by OllieOrOlly
Whoop-di-doo... Chloe finally does something again and the end result is getting kicked out by an especially sanctimonious and insufferable Teddi; perhaps old Ted knows they are not innocent of blame either, or doesn't know, either way is externalising "fault" upon the person who had triggered the changes in his originally mundane life (even though the worst events were because of his idiotic choices and reactions rather than the supernatural shenanigans). Though, his mundane life was far more interesting with the possibilities of change, rather than what the actual changes turned out to be.

*Edit* I suppose this helps reinforce what a total shit-head Teddy has become: he willingly went along an unethical and cringe-worthy f**kfest out of some delusion of being Chloe's "saviour," however, when Chloe makes a mistake - that could be potentially reversible, not all avenues have been checked yet - he shrieks at her, hysterically demanding that she stay out of his self-made mess of a life. Thus, whatever bizarre rationale he used in his tedious-to-audience sex odyssey has been revealed as hollow... so, all of it is, for now anyway, in-canon pointless instead of just critically pointless.

Re: Dangerously Chloe 8-03-18 Get Out of My Life

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:10 am
by Osaru Sensei
Out of my life, out of my mind
Out of the tears, we can't deny
We need to swallow all our pride
And leave this mess behind

Out of my head, out of my bed
Out of the dreams we had, they're bad
Tell them it's me who made you sad
Tell them the fairytale gone bad