Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by lordoffiling » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:50 am

bejammin2000 wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:20 am
The magazine that Pandora was reading has a three page centerfold and it was called Chubby Cherubs.

... was she ready angelic Child Pornography?
Nah. The last time we saw her reading angel porn it was titled "Barely Cherubs", which is a play on "Barely Legal", a type of porn centered on girls (or in this case guys) who just turned 18.

So, if Cherubs are legal, then what she's reading ain't child porn. She's just exploring the world of angels who have a bit more meat (and fat) on their bones.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Alexander Collins » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:04 pm

bejammin2000 wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:20 am
The magazine that Pandora was reading has a three page centerfold and it was called Chubby Cherubs.

... was she ready angelic Child Pornography?
Probably. This is Pandora we're talking about.

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by ven » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:05 pm

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It will turn out to be someone who knows Chloe. That has to be the joke coming.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Fluffy » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:37 pm

Teddy got plowed so much and so hard that his lady bits hurt. So funny. 8-|

I hope Chloe's either taken care of her issue herself or refuses his sacrificial offering. Anything to have Teddy's efforts be so naught (yes, I hate him that much at this point that I think whoring himself out for nothing would be incredibly funny and well deserved for not, at the very least, talking to Chloe about how to handle this issue of hers instead of taking it on himself to save her without discussing how he intended to go about it).

And with that goofy happy smile on his face and hearts floating about his head; I'm having a very hard time believing Teddy isn't enjoying this on a personal level (i.e. - it's not strictly because of the succubus blood running in his veins that makes the sex so enjoyable).
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by lordoffiling » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:31 pm

Little of column a, little of column b?

It's been established that Teddi's body reacts to men the same way an actual succubus does: With the pleasurable desire to OM NOM NOM NOM NOM. But of course he can't eat their energy since he's not actually a succubus.

It's like having a mouth but no esophagus. Shove an eclair in there and the immediate reaction is "omg I wanna eat this!" but you can't actually swallow it.

On the other hand, we've seen Teddi take his new form out for the occasional spin, whether figuratively with a certain reaper or literally on a stripper pole. Part of him may be enjoying this, even if he doesn't strictly want to.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Don Alexander » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:20 pm

Seeing Pandora jealous and almost looking scared makes it worthwhile. :D

I'm not sure how heaven works (hell's succubi are obviously gestated, born and raised quite similar to human children), but traditionally, weren't all the angelic choirs just created by God as they were supposed to be? Making "child pornography" essentially impossible, they're all aeons old.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by mulrich88 » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:17 pm

*sigh* Why do I keep reading this comic strip? This direction is just...

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Castamir » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:40 pm

Don Alexander wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:20 pm
I'm not sure how heaven works (hell's succubi are obviously gestated, born and raised quite similar to human children), but traditionally, weren't all the angelic choirs just created by God as they were supposed to be? Making "child pornography" essentially impossible, they're all aeons old.
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Post by 'J' » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:11 pm

because 4chan is an expert on maturity

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Castamir » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:09 am

I do believe they're quite knowledgeable about immaturity, though.
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by X3N0-Life-Form » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:07 am

Point is the "it's not really child porn, the character just looks like a kid" excuse doesn't actually fly in the eyes of the law.
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I'm still curious on where they're gonna go with the succubus V-card plot. Narratively, getting some random bloke we've never seen before to solve it would just be a disappointing asspull. Teddy is the only existing male left to do the job (assuming he gets de-chickified ofc), since the door's been closed on Alchemy, Zach and Lance. The jocks are nameless so they can't do the job. The way I see it, there's only 3 options left :
- Teddy does it
- "New guy" does it
- Pandora or another succubus goes full incubus and does it

... You know, thinking about it, I'd put my money on #3, #2 would be disappointing and #1 would be expected (can't always go for the most romantic option folks). #3 would be somewhat unexpected and use some previously established succubus ability.

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by vampire hunter D » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:23 am

I'm hoping for Lucretia
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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Suntiger » Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:17 am

Well, he's dedicated I'll give him that. :))
Of course, it helps that the succubus pheromones makes Teddi feel good too. Carpet burn aside.
Now comes the hard part: convincing Chloe to get it on with the guy... :ymdevil:

Maybe Chloe can jump Teddy's bones if he chugs one of those angelic Golden Wings energy drinks during the sex. Might give him enough vitality to survive it. Just have to acquire one. Simple really. :D

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by lincoln_muadib » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:52 pm

Welp, I'm still seeing this as... Well, it's sissification really. Seems as if the artists and writers of this have... Issues.
Seriously, the only decent character, and he's been made into every butt monkey possible.
Gets cursed.
Gets sent to hell.
Has a sister that's cool with him dying and going to hell so she can drink more angel drink.
Gets a cool female body but now has to whore herself out.
I mean... What the actual fuck? What's next, a hilarious gang rape orchestrated by Pandora, an obvious Mary Sue Author-avatar? Because that would be hilarious. Oh right, no, it would be horrifying.

And Fluffy hates Teddy?

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 28-09-17 I Found Our Guy

Post by Fluffy » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:05 pm

A sociopath - for hating a character that has been coming off as being incredibly self serving and a notorious dumbass?

The commentor has apparently blocked me for my viewpoint and, if so, won't see this reply; but, I feel the need to reply, anyway.

Yeah - I agree. I have issues with a guy who is actively using his newfound body to not only break up relationships so he can use these guys (former bullies of his) to take his place in punching a succubus's V-card, which is - quite literally - a possible death sentence. And, if that's not bad enough, he's taking advantage of their former girlfriends - who wouldn't normally give him the time of day; but are sexually drawn to him thanks to succubus pheromones. Teddy is well aware that these girls are under a supernatural influence and aren't in their right minds - but partakes in sexy times with them, anyway; with the pitiful excuse of taking responsibility for something that he knows is out of his control.

And then there's how he's treating Chloe. It never once occurred to Teddy that Chloe may not approve of what he's been up to in order to find her a boyfriend (given how she felt when another succubus was trying to eat him - I doubt she'll be impressed with his sleeping around with countless lovers), or that she may refuse to accept the sex crazed jock he deemed worthy as a sacrifice (or that the guy would even be interested in being with anyone other than Teddy).

Some folks say that Teddy is also avoiding having sex with Chloe to avoid eternal damnation; but can you say his actions over the last few chapters isn't sending him on a first class trip there, anyway?

Teddy is being incredibly stupid; and deserves whatever backlash comes his way. If I'm a sociopath for thinking that way - so be it.

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