Raamyah wrote:Either time moves differently in Heaven, or Teddy was in there for a looooong time.
If I had a body like Chloe's I wouldn't leave my house for a day.
Kenny_Uroboros wrote:Well fucking finally! You guys don't know how much i waited for a character that does this. That has a body change experience and just, masturbates.
Why? Because it is probably the first thing i would do if i suddenly got turned into a woman. Don't judge me, curiosity is a thing! And in that line, i'm actually quite surprised that Teddie is just now finding about this. This is "a while" into this transformation and is the second time, the first thing he did as a woman was bathe, so one would thing she would know about the pleasures of the female body.
Same here. I've seen the Vagina Monologues and would like to put a lot of what was said to the test if ever given the chance.
I'd also go out and do some karaoke later since most of my favorite artists are female and it just doesn't sound right when I sing their songs no matter how drunk I am.
I'm reminded of Farscape, when John ended up in Aeryn's body for a while.
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brasca wrote:If I had a body like Chloe's I wouldn't leave my house for a day.
I can't argue with that!
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Spidrift "Brevior vita est quam pro futumentibus negotium agendo."
-- Motto of Hogshead Publishing of fond memory, and wise words to set your Foes List by. Avatar misappropriated from the wonderful XKCD.
I wouldn't say so. Narcissus doing whatever Teddy did to himself, I can believe. But I've never heard any references to Tiresias becoming enamoured with his own reflection.
LegendaryKroc wrote:I wouldn't say so. Narcissus doing whatever Teddy did to himself, I can believe. But I've never heard any references to Tiresias becoming enamoured with his own reflection.
The gods asked Tiresias whether men or women enjoyed more pleasure during sex, as he was the only being who could actually say from experience. As I recall, he said "women", and one of the gods got annoyed at that.
Don't ask me why. When you're a god, you don't need reasons.
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Spidrift "Brevior vita est quam pro futumentibus negotium agendo."
-- Motto of Hogshead Publishing of fond memory, and wise words to set your Foes List by. Avatar misappropriated from the wonderful XKCD.
Spidrift wrote:The gods asked Tiresias whether men or women enjoyed more pleasure during sex, as he was the only being who could actually say from experience. As I recall, he said "women", and one of the gods got annoyed at that.
Don't ask me why. When you're a god, you don't need reasons.
A couple of years ago, I retold the story of Tiresias (with a bit of added commentary) on some other forum.
With your permission, I'd like to use the opportunity to reproduce it here:
There's this guy, Tiresias, who takes a walk around the countryside of ancient Greece and comes across two snakes busily copulating in the bushes. This Tiresias dude wouldn't t know subtlety if it hit him over the head, so he takes his walking stick and whacks the female snake, completely ruining her day. Now, everybody knows that the Greek gods living on Mt. Olympus were a bunch of voyeuristic perverts so there is no wonder that they got pissed at him for interrupting their peep show (and likely fapping session), there is a *poof* and suddenly the guy finds himself a gal, complete with appropriate plumbing, curves and a pair of funbags.
Accounts on his life as the member of the opposite sex vary, some say he became a prostitute of great renown, but that is besides the point. Anyway, some seven years later, our dude-turned-dudette takes another walk and what do you know? he comes across another pair of snakes (or possibly the same one) doing the horizontal lambada. Still being an inconsiderate dick (even though he no longer has one), he interferes again, but this time, he figures he should hit the male snake instead. Well, you guessed it: tits be gone, schlong pops out, everything back to normal, end of part I.
But wait, remember the Olympian gods that started the whole affair? They are the epitome of a dysfunctional family. Zeus runs around like a 15 years old that just discovered sex, sticking his divine member in everything that moves and in some things that are bolted down. The incestuous bastard doesn't even care about inbreeding, judging by the number of brats he had with his sisters and daughters, he even married his sister, for chrissakes, but what did you expect, their parents did the same...
But I digress. So this horn dog comes home one day and gets into a huge fight with his nagging bitch of a wife (who is also his sister) Hera. Now Hera is truly a work of art: a scheming, vindictive, treacherous, murderous four-letter-word. Anyway, she threatens him that he won't get any nookie from her, so he laughs and tells her that she should think again because (a) he can get it from anyone he chooses (yes even men, look up Ganymede) and (b) Hera enjoys their fucking much more than he does. Then comes a long "no I don't, yes you do" session and finally they decide to approach it scientifically.
Remember this Tiresias bloke? The one that got to be both a humper and a humpee? So the pair of lovebirds come to him and ask him to adjudicate their dispute: who enjoys sex more, the boys or the girls. Obviously the dumb fuck should have realized that the best thing for him to do was to keep his mouth shut, but noooo, he gets cocky -- the gods themselves are asking him for advice -- so he makes a wise face and tells them that, from his personal experience, women enjoy sex nine times as much as men do.
Zeus is gloating, Hera is furious, so she blinds Tiresias as punishment for telling the truth (told you she was a bitch) and leaves in a huff of indignation. And as he stumbles around in the dark bemoaning his fate, Zeus comes over, slaps him on the shoulder, tells him what a great guy he is and offers to buy him a beer. And no, sorry, can't restore his eyesight because, you know, Hera might get mad at him and unleash a can of domestic violence on his godly ass (the wimp!). So instead, he gives Tiresias the gift of prophesy, presumably so next time he'll know not to get involved in such matters.
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