Dangerously Chloe 16-06-16 Chastity Abstinence

[Don Alexander]

Chastity Abstinence is a name only a succubus making fun of angels could come up with.

It totally sounds like a porn actress name, Heaven style!

[SAGG]

Anybody noticed how Pandora rounded her ears? This gal's good at hiding her appearance!

[wiseguy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, shye sure looks cute as an "angel"

[zenaku]

Reminds me of that deadpool scene at the strip club.

"And now introducing, Chastity!"

"Or as I like to call her, Irony."

[magco2000]

Lustful evil angels, how they dare to take advantage of the innocent Chastity

BTW the poor girl had to leave home without eating

but perhaps these 2 angels can remedy this problem

[Mackus]

Wow. Supernatural powers are really stupid in this verse.
Why give angels lust if it just makes them bone demons all the time? No wonder demons thinks angels are idiots.
I mean, its kinda the point of light-hearted comedy that we laugh at people being dumb, but somehow that doesn't really fit well with "oh, and that guy can burn forever for no fault of his own" - intellectually I get why the setup is meant to be be funny, but emotionally this is very awkward to me, like that movie about a clown in concentration camp.
It would make sense to me with Olympian-style gods, who were acknowledged to be jerks, or if angels were being to have completely alien morality, rather than parody of what peoples think fifties were like.

Also, are all angels white? Because Pandora is quite obviously swarthier than them. Are angels stupid for not pointing that out, or are they afraid to be called racist?

[Cortez]

We'very already seen Angels that aren't white.

http://www.dangerouslychloe.com/strips-dc/locker_room

[Sk'thloq]

Wow. Supernatural powers are really stupid in this verse.
Why give angels lust if it just makes them bone demons all the time? No wonder demons thinks angels are idiots.
I mean, its kinda the point of light-hearted comedy that we laugh at people being dumb, but somehow that doesn't really fit well with "oh, and that guy can burn forever for no fault of his own" - intellectually I get why the setup is meant to be be funny, but emotionally this is very awkward to me, like that movie about a clown in concentration camp.
It would make sense to me with Olympian-style gods, who were acknowledged to be jerks, or if angels were being to have completely alien morality, rather than parody of what peoples think fifties were like.

Also, are all angels white? Because Pandora is quite obviously swarthier than them. Are angels stupid for not pointing that out, or are they afraid to be called racist?

You're overthinking it. MST3K mantra.

[Spidrift]

The Mantra works fine up to point, but that point is where it becomes "pretend you have thirty fewer IQ points than you do so you can enjoy this joke". Comedy is comedy, but dumb or incoherent or uncomfortable are dumb or incoherent or uncomfortable.

[Error of Logic]

I think the Giziverse angels probably do get up to some 'bedroom fun' (remember those girl angels using a pretext to get the boys splash themselves with lemonade and sighing with satisfaction), but it's bound to be more private and restrained than what the demons get up to. Which shouldn't surprise anyone, really...

[crimzontearz]

Are all angels brain damaged or something? It's getting quite a bit slapstick at this point if you ask me.

Also...can we get on with the actual plot? You know about Teddy and Chloe as opposed to the obnoxiously annoying brat who, once again, will likely not face the consequences of her own stupidity and keep vexing us with her presence in the comic?

[BlairFan]

Crimzontearz, when you say "obnoxiously annoying brat" do you mean Abigail or Pandora? IMHO, Pandora is more of an obnoxious bratty character than Abigail is. I won't give a meticulously detailed explanation of this, but one example I have in mind is how often Pandora lazes around Abigail's home, while at least Abigail cooks decent breakfasts.

[Varanus]

It would make sense to me with Olympian-style gods, who were acknowledged to be jerks, or if angels were being to have completely alien morality, rather than parody of what peoples think fifties were like.

And who's to say the angel's god isn't something of a jerk? Heck we know Olympian-style gods exist in this universe (Hekate and Artemis).

[crimzontearz]

Crimzontearz, when you say "obnoxiously annoying brat" do you mean Abigail or Pandora? IMHO, Pandora is more of an obnoxious bratty character than Abigail is. I won't give a meticulously detailed explanation of this, but one example I have in mind is how often Pandora lazes around Abigail's home, while at least Abigail cooks decent breakfasts.

To be honest....both really but Abby in particular

[Alexander Collins]

Why is it the angels don't seem to notice that Pandora's halo is fake?!