Magick Chicks 23-05-16 Two Melissas - pg 3 of 10

[Gotoh]

I wonder if Ace will show up in this?
Both of them are bound to think of him as their boyfriend

Mel wasn't serious about Ace, she was just using him to stroke her own ego. When he asked her about going steady, she said it wasn't gonna happen 'cuz she'd rather play the field.

[Storm-forge mystique]

I wonder what will happen when one or the other finally succeeds. I can't help but picture the ending of "What's Opera, Doc?"

(The parents, not the kids. I figure even Dark Melissa won't go the last mile.)

[Insectoid]

Yeah, Ana's survived having half of her face blown off. So it's doubtful that this is lethal.

Still, Dakota... you two are really bad role models.

[Sk'thloq]

I'm betting Dakota did that just for the fun of it; she knows full well that a neck snap is nothing to Ana.

[JoybuzzerX]

"You taught you to kill?!"

"You! I learned it from watching you!"

Parents who do murder, have kids who do murder.

['J']

yeah they fight a bit, but i bet the makeup-sex is fantastic.

[Error of Logic]

... :-/ ... Words fail me.

[Fluffy]

I don't know whats more disturbing... the family dynamic... or the fact Mel's parents let thier daughters sleep in lingerie that is more befitting an Amber Amber video.

Thank God - I'm not the only one put off by 15 year olds wearing skimpy lingerie.

[Error of Logic]

Indeed you are not. All the flashing is offputting.

[Spidrift]

Blonde-Mel's babydoll could just about pass as "appropriate for warm nights". Dark-Mel's neckline and thong can most charitably be seen as her trying a bit too hard for the bad girl look.

[Maechris]

Well, we don't know how much time passed from the regular Magic Chicks to this storyline, and Melissa was always a little... Attractiveness-oriented, so it's not exactly breaking character for her, but I can understand people being dissatisfied with that part.

yeah they fight a bit, but i bet the makeup-sex is fantastic.

It would seem to me these two do not have *any* sex with each other, based solely on the fact they tolerate one another purely for Melissa's sake.
Heck, the witch-mom was just-barely-flirting with 'adultish' Ace.

[Bambikles]

I guess it's only logical that the Mels try to kill each other given the example their parents provide them.

[Storm-forge mystique]

It would seem to me these two do not have *any* sex with each other, based solely on the fact they tolerate one another purely for Melissa's sake.
Heck, the witch-mom was just-barely-flirting with 'adultish' Ace.

Until this strip, I thought the same thing, but the fact that they still live together (or Dakota is allowed to stay) while acting like this seems to me to have no other explanation.

[Error of Logic]

How about genuinely loving Mel and wanting to be part of her life?
... And the fact that they hate each other so much that their lives are defined by it and they both want to kill the other too much to walk away before they're sure their enemy is dead.

[Don Alexander]

So, is this the Three Stooges version of MC? Can't say I like it.