Dangerously Chloe 06-11-14 How I met your brother

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Artemisia wrote:Wait...does this mean that DC is going to end with a convoluted reveal that disappoints the readers?
Will Teddy go from being voiced by Bob Saget to being played by his younger self actor in age makeup?


Hey if its Teddy telling his incubus/succubus half breed abominations against the heavens how he met thier mother...

Chloe x Teddy wins!

Suck it Naomi/Alchemy shippers! :p j/k


This is clearly a succubus' rite of passage... most likely the succubus doesn't have the control to not kill their first sexual conquest...

I'm getting the idea that higher ups thought this would kill two birds with one stone.

Chloe gets demon cred with the Demon lord, She gets her first kill and She embraces her Carnality made manifest nature F**K or Die nature.

Chloe's problem is of course well in her name isn't it Chloe Love not Chloe Lust or Ravish or whatever porn ese name you can think of.

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:( I'm out of popcorn.

Considering the name of this strip I was wondering if ANYONE was going to make a reference.

As far as Chloe's problem there has to be a way she can solve it without killing Teddy... If I can figure that out I'll get back to you on it.
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Maybe have one of her friends go full incubus for her? Or maybe even Lulu?
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If that could work I don't see why the succubi would focus so much on human men.

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At this point, I think it's safe to say that Abby cares more about the succubi (and her own gratification) than she does about her own brother's wellbeing. =_= Frankly, I'm a little surprised that she made it through the vortex to boyband heaven without setting off alarms.

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OMG I KNOW.....


threesome between Chloe x Teddy x Futa!Alchemy.

That way Teddy has a girlfriend and Chloe is deflowered by someone she likely can't drain to death AND the perv in me is satisfied



Win win win!!!

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This almost sounds like a joke Dave Atell used to do....

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Only I am dead serious :-D

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Alberich5501 wrote: Like that for human beings, we won't die if we don't have sex. [-X
Nah, we just *want* to. LOL

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Gotoh wrote:
MoonshadowDark wrote:She already did the deed with Teddy. Hence why he died last chapter. So she shouldn't be getting sick.
No she didn't. Teddy died during kissing lessons, Chloe hadn't even gotten his pants off yet.


Well, they may call it kissing lessons all they want, but we know Cloe really killed him with her breasts...LOL. The minute she had that shirt off Teddy just keeled right over dead.

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Random Passer By wrote:@ Wiseguy

Teddy does not understand that Horns/Wings/probably tails are not for touching without permission

Horns seem to be (at least for Pandi) an erogenous zone. So touching Pandi's horns without permission is about the same as if he fondled a human woman's breasts without permission- a cultural no-no, hence Cloe's outrage.
I think Pandi claiming that makes Teddy responsible for her is just her natural sneaky playfulness getting her free room and board and maybe the occasional snack from Teddy when nobody is looking - she did mention that he didn't taste "special" to her during the Mostly Dead arc, implying she'd sampled at some point.

But yes, we are seeing a culture clash here about what one species sees as the facts of life vs what the other sees. Clearly they don't mesh much LOL.


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Varanus wrote:
Zippy wrote:Okay, out-there, epileptic-tree, nay, Gotoh-level [;)] theory about what's going on here that occurred to me earlier: Chloe needs a soul. Literally, in the sense that pre-adult and adolescent succubi don't have one, but fully adult succubi need one to survive and they "harvest" the soul of their first f██k to use.

Why am I saying that? Three points:
1) Chloe was clearly "full" after her sub-coital encounter with the quarterback in #48, so it is unlikely to be a simple lack of energy.
2) Sgt Slash-Stab demanded to know "Cadet Love! Why have you returned without a soul?!" in #21. In the natural scheme of things - or even with lethal sub-coital feeding on her part, as with the events of the last chapter, she doesn't take the soul down personally. It either goes automatically, or a Reaper like Alchemy comes along to finish them off if they're still tethered. That implies, at least, that if Chloe had f██ked Teddy to death in "five minutes" (#35) as she was "meant" to, she would at least have been holding his soul in her womb (area) for personal delivery.
3) Back in EC's "Dark Chloe Saga", Mad-Chloe-in-Doompanties was going to "simply absorb all your souls, and we'll live as one glorious entity" (EC #312), which means she could do it.
But if the point of this was Chloe somehow gaining Teddy's soul and making it into her own then why talk about Teddy getting stuck in Hell if he technically won't exist as himself anymore?

Given succubi are born and can die in this setting I see no reason to think they aren't born with a soul. We've seen no indications they are any different from other beings in this regard.

Further it would seem the sex rather than consuming/destroying the soul is the important part given SlashStab seemed to think Teddy's soul would still be around after the sex (though perhaps inside Chloe for the time being).
Oh, I'm not taking this too seriously, and neither should you - like I said, epileptic tree stuff. :)

And Chloe's pretty unclear on a lot of concepts here. I could buy that she wouldn't know what's really the object of the game.

[Unless this is a really short chapter like MC Ch 6 or 10 to introduce but not resolve the problem, I don't see where this could be going anyway...]
vampire hunter D wrote:There's an idea. Ash is single now. Maybe she should look him up
They weren't exactly exclusive to start with! (Although we don't know the timeframes here anyway - might be either before the volcanoing. I'd be surprised if it came up anyway - since the time-travel arc, they've stayed well away from EC/MC stuff here).
Error of Logic wrote:At this point, I think it's safe to say that Abby cares more about the succubi (and her own gratification) than she does about her own brother's wellbeing. =_= Frankly, I'm a little surprised that she made it through the vortex to boyband heaven without setting off alarms.
It was Pandora's vortex. No alarms included!

[And, like I said, I think she just doesn't consider consequences, only whatever's being said in the moment.]

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Please remember Abby is a still A CHILD and doesnt fully understand EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING AROUND HER. Not only that, but they clearly haven't even explained the whole mark and contract dealie. Probably because, again, Abby is a child and people tend to try to protect them from things.

Honestly? IF she thinks about it at all, she's not thinking "Oh my brother is going to be cast down into pits of fire and I will never see him again". How much time has passed? The longer time goes on, the less of a threat something seems to be right? She is, let's repeat this one more time for good measure, a child. Hearing Chloe will die in the next few months is quite different from "my brother may or may not sometime in the distant, far off future be taken from me BUT Chloe is here to prevent that soo...*goes on thinking about kid things and growing up*"

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Re: Dangerously Chloe 06-11-14 How I met your brother

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plus she still thinks people doing coitus without being married are adulterers


since the intro of Pandora saga where angels came into play............... does she think of Ted and Chloe as married? as one of the Angels said that for all practical purposes, Ted and Chloe are married
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