Dangerously Chloe 31-07-14 The pure stuff

[JoybuzzerX]

I just get this feeling the story is telling me Red Bull is better than Monster.

[FuzzyFace]

Good god, how dumb and just flat out stupid are the angels in this version of heaven? If I remember right, Pandora is on the wanted list because she keeps breaking in. How does no one recognize her? Angels and demons aren't human so it doesn't make sense that no one would able to sense that she doesn't belong there. Moreover, how does she keep getting in in the first place? If we're to assume that this version of heaven is very loosely based on Christian dogma then the only one of the Fallen Ones who knows how to get in is Satan himself.

I think the looser the basing, the less certain you can be of who knows what. Are there really Christian teachings about angels who keep dropping (or breaking) their halos?

[Abraxas]

Good god, how dumb and just flat out stupid are the angels in this version of heaven? If I remember right, Pandora is on the wanted list because she keeps breaking in. How does no one recognize her? Angels and demons aren't human so it doesn't make sense that no one would able to sense that she doesn't belong there. Moreover, how does she keep getting in in the first place? If we're to assume that this version of heaven is very loosely based on Christian dogma then the only one of the Fallen Ones who knows how to get in is Satan himself.

Because competence prevents hijinks and these comics run on Whacky Hijinks

I mean, Pandaro walks in and is tased and detained wouldn't make much of a story now would it.

[BlairFan]

Energy drinks are the works of Satan, I agree with that.

[Odd Man Out]

Nah. I use them sparingly but sometimes they're your best option.

I for one have decided to have faith in Pandora. She's lacking in Heaven's Currency and needs to talk someone into buying the drink for her. So her current priority is getting one of these Angel Boys a bit infatuated.

[Bambikles]

Nah. I use them sparingly but sometimes they're your best option.

I tasted Red Bull once. I sworn to never ever drink again this junk or its ersatz. The taste is awful, like bad medicine.

[Don Alexander]

I agree, Bambikles. It totally tastes like medicine.

Anyway: Gold wings verleiht Flüüüügel!

Though Teddy can already fly away, as is shown in the next comics.

[The Nick]

Good god, how dumb and just flat out stupid are the angels in this version of heaven? If I remember right, Pandora is on the wanted list because she keeps breaking in. How does no one recognize her? Angels and demons aren't human so it doesn't make sense that no one would able to sense that she doesn't belong there. Moreover, how does she keep getting in in the first place? If we're to assume that this version of heaven is very loosely based on Christian dogma then the only one of the Fallen Ones who knows how to get in is Satan himself.

The FBI's Top 10 "Most Wanted" List is publicly available information and updated regularly and often. I'd wager that not a single person on the forum could even guess at one of the names or faces listed there despite the massive amounts of money the FBI pumps into their advertising to get this information out.

Pandora might be annoying, but 'criminal trespass' seems pretty low on the list of sins under Heaven's punishing purview.