Artemisia wrote:Zippy...I was being a bit silly, but also, like it or not, some asexuals are, well, romantic in nature and there's a lot of pressure to date in our society.
Now that you speak of it, I remember reading a paper about Samuel Delany* and how one of his one-night-stand (who didn't know who he was) pulled one of Delany's short story printed in low quality out of a drawer to show it to him. I guess there must be some interesting books about how homosexual literature circulated before the age of the internet.
The Demon Statue and Teddy wrote:
HEAR ME, MORTAL! YOU HAVE ENTERED INTO THE BLOOD PACT OF THE DREAD LORD BA'ALLIN'SHIGOROTH. SPEAK YOUR WISH, AND IT SHALL BE GRANTED. I-I just wanted a look at that 18th century mechancal duck, and I got one, so I'm good, and I'll just be go-- YOUR HEART'S DESIRE, MORTAL! SPEAK IT NOW! Shh! Can you tone down the volume? NO!!!! SPEAK IT NOW! R-Really! There's nothing I want....except...well, maybe a plate of cream cheese? But that's-- THE CONTRACT IS SEALED!
What? No! What's going on?!
... Ooh, what's this? A delicious plate of cream cheese! Don't mind if I do! *Munch munch* Mmmmmmmm! So good! *Munch munch.* Wait! What's going on? *The powers of Hell come for Teddy and drag him down to eternal torment.* Nooooooooo!!!!
Teddy, being tortured in Hell wrote: Totally worth it!
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@ThePonyGuy ... that is to disturbing to even contemplate Must get image out of my brain ... even a billion screaming souls of Alderaan do not compare.
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Mutant for Hire wrote:The technical term for it in men is the 'fear boner'. No idea of what it would be called for in women.
It's called the same thing no matter what you put it in.
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HEAR ME, MORTAL! YOU HAVE ENTERED INTO THE BLOOD PACT OF THE DREAD LORD BA'ALLIN'SHIGOROTH. SPEAK YOUR WISH, AND IT SHALL BE GRANTED.
I-I just wanted a look at that 18th century mechancal duck, and I got one, so I'm good, and I'll just be go--
Shh! Can you tone down the volume?
R-Really! There's nothing I want....except...well, maybe a plate of cream cheese? But that's--
Ooh, what's this? A delicious plate of cream cheese! Don't mind if I do! *Munch munch* Mmmmmmmm! So good! *Munch munch.* 
Wait! What's going on? 
Nooooooooo!!!!
Totally worth it!
, in the business of keeping the little Platypus in business
Must get image out of my brain 
