Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
Since Anastasia and Dakota seem to have merged...what if both are Mel's mother and the father is a third person? My vote goes to Leandro Delatorre.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
This would make things more gross, yes.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
It's probable that the merged Queen Starlight got pregnant thanks to a third party, maybe even a merged version of some superheros with a supervillain for extra rocambolesque.
Which would explain why the real daddy didn't show up until now.
Which would explain why the real daddy didn't show up until now.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
To make things even more awkward: Leandro Delatorre is Mel's father, Dakostasia is(are) Mel's mother(s), and Jacqui has Mel's baby brother in her belly.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
More awkward than it is anyway?
Because it was Mr. Delatorrehhhh who picked combatants for the quiz. First he called Jacqui vs. Chastity, then Skye vs. Cerise. Both pairs have something in common: the winner is obvious, and there's a lesson in this for the loser. So it looks like he knew exactly what he was doing. As they say, "once is a fluke, twice is a trend..." And then called the third match: Faith vs. Melissa.
Because it was Mr. Delatorrehhhh who picked combatants for the quiz. First he called Jacqui vs. Chastity, then Skye vs. Cerise. Both pairs have something in common: the winner is obvious, and there's a lesson in this for the loser. So it looks like he knew exactly what he was doing. As they say, "once is a fluke, twice is a trend..." And then called the third match: Faith vs. Melissa.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
Is this Magick Chicks or the latest episode of Jerry Springer?Tako wrote:To make things even more awkward: Leandro Delatorre is Mel's father, Dakostasia is(are) Mel's mother(s), and Jacqui has Mel's baby brother in her belly.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
Oh come on, we can take this to Red Dwarf levels here....
Mel is actually Dakota...in the future, she will get sent back in time and end up a young teen again and fall in love with her own mother.
Then what is going to happen is that it turns out that Anastasia is actually Layla turned into the Dark Queen....the guy on the grassy knoll will turn out to be Kennedy himself....Ace will turn out to be Layla's true father, Nina will turn out to be Maria...Teddy will turn out to be a large water fowl...and Chloe will be really confused.
Mel is actually Dakota...in the future, she will get sent back in time and end up a young teen again and fall in love with her own mother.
Then what is going to happen is that it turns out that Anastasia is actually Layla turned into the Dark Queen....the guy on the grassy knoll will turn out to be Kennedy himself....Ace will turn out to be Layla's true father, Nina will turn out to be Maria...Teddy will turn out to be a large water fowl...and Chloe will be really confused.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
I'd be tempted to call the Oedipal, but there's so many cross combinations, I don't know what that is.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
Artemisia wrote:Oh come on, we can take this to Red Dwarf levels here....
Mel is actually Dakota...in the future, she will get sent back in time and end up a young teen again and fall in love with her own mother.
Then what is going to happen is that it turns out that Anastasia is actually Layla turned into the Dark Queen....the guy on the grassy knoll will turn out to be Kennedy himself....Ace will turn out to be Layla's true father, Nina will turn out to be Maria...Teddy will turn out to be a large water fowl...and Chloe will be really confused.
Mel is actually Dakota's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
In Red Dwarf, Season 7 Episode 3 "Ouroboros", we learn that Dave Lister is actually his own father. His mother is Kristine Kochanski, whom Dave has been pining over for ages and only meets thanks to a tear in the fabric of reality allowing for a version of Kochanski from another reality to cross over into our own.Geeno wrote: I'd be tempted to call the Oedipal, but there's so many cross combinations, I don't know what that is.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
You get 10 internets for your Spaceballs reference. I would like to add: "So what dose that make me?" -Lone StarrAzrael wrote:Mel is actually Dakota's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
Here's a fun fact...back in 1980, MAD Magazine did a run where they did all kinds of whacky things with the upcoming shocking twists from Star Wars...including that it would turn out that C-3PO was Luke's brother.
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
Well, it seems that they got that right at least! After all, the prequel trilogy revealed that both 3PO and Luke were "made" (... from a certain point of view ;) ) by the same person*!
*so they are in fact like step-brothers: noooooooo!
*so they are in fact like step-brothers: noooooooo!
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Re: Magick Chicks 11-03-14 Spacetime itself folded
You beat me to it so I'l just say..."ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!"FlashD81 wrote:You get 10 internets for your Spaceballs reference. I would like to add: "So what dose that make me?" -Lone StarrAzrael wrote:Mel is actually Dakota's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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