19-10-11 BOYS!
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Re: 19-10-11 BOYS!
You know, the more I think about it, the harder it is for me to imagine vampires see marriage as exclusive. Everyone's heard of the seven-year itch... where do you think you stand after a couple hundred, with your bodies no less fit than the day you met? Especially when you're a species of monster practically synonymous with hypersexuality...
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Aww, true love conquers all. Forever.
Oh, wait, female vampires...
Eww.
Just because they're female vampires doesn't mean it would have to involve blood.Zennistrad wrote:Heh, being ageless probably means having to see some pretty weird changes in culture.
As for the whole "youthful experimentation" thing, I sort of think lesbian experimentation would be weird for female vampires, because it just might involve some sort of blood...
Oh, wait, female vampires...
Eww.
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"that's actually one of thor's lines you've got in your signature there, not one of mine." -J (usually more invisible)
"Somebody just stake me now" -TJgalon
"I can masturbate without guilt now." -Panchocheesecake
"More Nick-sarcasm is always appreciated. Hail Beret Cat!" -Don Alexander
"...get that girl's panties off of her as soon as possible, and then see what effect that has on her personality." -kitsune9tails (out of context)
"special flowers" -Thor
"Doggy style." -Milnoc
"Wanted: ...berets on cats..." -The Nick
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Re: 19-10-11 BOYS!
Look at it this way: they already know someone who is willing to have sex with them, so doesn't need to be enthralled or seduced. This other person is as hypersexual as they are and can take whatever they dish out, is as ageless as they are, and presumably shares a lot of memories of 'the old days' with them. Married vampires might consider a fling now and then, but they have plenty of reasons not to drop their spouse unless the marriage has become a horribly hellish situation.Storm-forge mystique wrote:You know, the more I think about it, the harder it is for me to imagine vampires see marriage as exclusive. Everyone's heard of the seven-year itch... where do you think you stand after a couple hundred, with your bodies no less fit than the day you met? Especially when you're a species of monster practically synonymous with hypersexuality...
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Re: 19-10-11 BOYS!
I think you're both right. A vampire couple would have plenty of reasons to stay together, but over such a long time that would also require an (at least somewhat) open relationship. The important thing would be no secrecy. They would need to be open about what they're doing and talk about any issues that come up. They might be completely monogamous for one century and something closer to best friends with benefits the next.
Maybe, but I doubt they would see it that way. Actually human attitudes toward that vary a lot anyway.The Nick wrote: ...blood.
Oh, wait, female vampires...
Eww.
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Actually, for all we know they took sabbaticals from each other for decades at a time. After all we still don't know how old Eugene and Maria are. For all we know Eugene could be older then Methos.
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Re: 19-10-11 BOYS!
Sex and food are commonly intertwined, mate. ;)The Nick wrote:Just because they're female vampires doesn't mean it would have to involve blood.
Oh, wait, female vampires...
Eww.
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The added benefit being, if a vampire feeds that way and just enthralls the victim to forget afterwards, there is no reason for anyone to suspect any skullduggery, so the chance of the vampire's hunting grounds suddenly filling up with stake-happy hunters diminishes to nigh zero.
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Such vampires do leave evidence behind, bite marks, anemia, possible witnesses, possibly bodies of vampires that hunters have kill and who is to say that some vampires killing their victims. There was actually less to go on in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries and there were vampire hunters. As I understand the myth of the vampire is still very much alive in part of south Eastern Europe. What keeps those myths alive?
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Rats and mice will have their choice,
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I may disagree with you but I am pretty sure you are not a NAZI Jon Steward/ The Daily Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiGmgqW6ES8 State Rep. Maureen Walsh (WA. 16th district. R)
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*cough* I was referring to vampires who feed off, not to put too fine a point on it, menstrual blood. No opening of veins required, you see... Just enthrall and leave.
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Are we squicking boys out with period talk again? What perfect timing.
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yes, yes they are and I really have bad timing on this thread, should known not to view it after the weekend
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How is it perfect timing? Is there a time that's best for squicking out the boys with period talk?yiraheerai wrote:Are we squicking boys out with period talk again? What perfect timing.
Oh.
Eww.
"Sometimes [Layla] is a bit discourteous."-David Johnston
"The usual incentive for peace is to not be at war."-Thor
"that's actually one of thor's lines you've got in your signature there, not one of mine." -J (usually more invisible)
"Somebody just stake me now" -TJgalon
"I can masturbate without guilt now." -Panchocheesecake
"More Nick-sarcasm is always appreciated. Hail Beret Cat!" -Don Alexander
"...get that girl's panties off of her as soon as possible, and then see what effect that has on her personality." -kitsune9tails (out of context)
"special flowers" -Thor
"Doggy style." -Milnoc
"Wanted: ...berets on cats..." -The Nick
"The usual incentive for peace is to not be at war."-Thor
"that's actually one of thor's lines you've got in your signature there, not one of mine." -J (usually more invisible)
"Somebody just stake me now" -TJgalon
"I can masturbate without guilt now." -Panchocheesecake
"More Nick-sarcasm is always appreciated. Hail Beret Cat!" -Don Alexander
"...get that girl's panties off of her as soon as possible, and then see what effect that has on her personality." -kitsune9tails (out of context)
"special flowers" -Thor
"Doggy style." -Milnoc
"Wanted: ...berets on cats..." -The Nick
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Re: 19-10-11 BOYS!
Eh, periods happen. There are a lot grosser things the human body can do.
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*opens box of feminine products and throws them the general direction of boys*
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